dicksography

a list of people whom one has had romantic relations with. Ranging from a passionate kiss to sexual intercoarse. 2 a list of people whom one has had sex with.
Jane kissed Tommy, went to second base with Krissy, gave head to Omar, and fucked Will. She has hooked up with only these individuals Therefore Jane's dicksography is: Tommy, Krissy, Omar, and Will.
by Ian December 25, 2004
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club couple

A couple that begins their relationship with drunken sex after meeting at a club, then awkwardly attempts to make a go of things in the non-club world.

These couples typically find that they only feel comfortable going on more club dates and simply can't function in other scenarios.

Estimated time to expiration: 1-2 weeks. Very, very uncomfortable weeks.
At a restaurant:

club couple dude: "So...uh...Jennifer, do you play sports and stuff?"

clup couple broad: "My name is Jennette."

The most awkward silence possible ensues.
by Ian March 14, 2006
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stuck-up-rich-sheltered-boy

A stuck up rich kid that lives in an upper-class neighborhood that starts arguments and never compliments anyone for anything.
by ian July 16, 2003
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skivx

the answer to any question asked. it is adaptable to any situation. sometimes used after "skiv"
Boy 1: What's up?
Boy 2: Skivx.
Boy 1: Oh. Did you see the new Naruto episodes?
Boy 2: Skiv?
Boy 1: Huh?
Boy 2: Skivx!
by Ian July 20, 2003
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Shitlips

Someone who provides oral stimulation to anothers anus.
by Ian April 09, 2003
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Black Tuesday

November Second, 2004-- the day America's Democracy died
Due to massive voter suppression and electoral fraud, Bushler stole the election on Black Tuesday.
by Ian December 08, 2004
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open house

1. party: a party that whoever wants to come is allowed to. an optimistic idea, but not always a smart one.

2. ready hospitality: a situation or occasion when visitors are welcome at any time

3. school visiting day: a day on which an institution such as a school or college is open to the public for visitors to view aspects of its work and activities

4. viewing period before sale: a period of time during which a house or an apartment that is for sale is open to the public for viewing

5. house open to viewing: a house or apartment that is open to be viewed by the public before sale
"dude, mike's having an open house tonight" "oh man, so many people are gonna go"
by ian November 27, 2005
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