by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER August 16, 2019
When that one motherfucker that was in high school, comes to the reunion/function looking like a whole new person.
Dave: Yo look at DeMarcus over there! I can't even recognize him!
Quandale: Shit man, he just John Doe'd himself damn
DeMarcus: How do you do fellow niggaz?
Quandale: Shit man, he just John Doe'd himself damn
DeMarcus: How do you do fellow niggaz?
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER May 31, 2022
The most horrendus, ghastly, smelly, retarded, gooey, raging, shitty shit on the face of the planet. God help you if you know someone that takes these kinds of shits.
Shawndavious: Ay man, listen I understand you taking a big dump in there, but you gotta get out of my bathroom eventually.
David: Alright man, I'm out! Thanks for letting me use your toilet, I was holding that in for 9 days!
Shawndavious: It's cool man-*Smells something Dibonic* MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? BOY DID YOU TAKE A DIBONIC SHIT!?!
David: Yeah.... sorry man, hey I mean Febreze is on sale?
*Shawndavious pulls out a glock and shoots and kills David. He then proceeds to strap dibonic explosives to himself and blows up.
David: Alright man, I'm out! Thanks for letting me use your toilet, I was holding that in for 9 days!
Shawndavious: It's cool man-*Smells something Dibonic* MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? BOY DID YOU TAKE A DIBONIC SHIT!?!
David: Yeah.... sorry man, hey I mean Febreze is on sale?
*Shawndavious pulls out a glock and shoots and kills David. He then proceeds to strap dibonic explosives to himself and blows up.
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER December 26, 2022
When someone writes a definition on their name on UrbanDictionary and give it qualities like handsome, smart, athletic and shit.
Even though in real life, they’re fat fucking faggots who jack off to Hentai everyday and hardly see sunlight.
Even though in real life, they’re fat fucking faggots who jack off to Hentai everyday and hardly see sunlight.
Me: “Dude wtf? Go outside you fat fucking slob, stop posting those urban names.
You don’t own a lambo, you’ve never fucked a girl in your life, and you’re dad is not the ceo of Microsoft.”
Urban dicker: “Stfu, I don’t need friends. My body pillow is all I need.”
Btw, Humphrey is most likely their name.
You don’t own a lambo, you’ve never fucked a girl in your life, and you’re dad is not the ceo of Microsoft.”
Urban dicker: “Stfu, I don’t need friends. My body pillow is all I need.”
Btw, Humphrey is most likely their name.
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER October 05, 2019
Nigga the builder: Get dat steel bar fool
Faggot ass white cracker: Stfu nigga, you da fool
*gets shot*
Faggot ass white cracker: Stfu nigga, you da fool
*gets shot*
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER October 10, 2019
The ultimate insult in a roast battle, will guarantee to make their heart poundjng and start stuttering on their words!
Jimmy: I bet yo dick mad small boy
DeMarcus: Ew Wtf? Nigga why you such a Faggot Ass Bitchboy bruh?
Jimmy: *dies of fucking cardiac arrest*
DeMarcus: Ew Wtf? Nigga why you such a Faggot Ass Bitchboy bruh?
Jimmy: *dies of fucking cardiac arrest*
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER April 24, 2022
Johnny: Hey dude, nice slave! Mind if I try it?
YSL: Hell nah *paints slave white*
Johnny: DUDE? Seriously? Broofing? Dammit now I can't use it no more. Stupid nigga YSL.
YSL: Hell nah *paints slave white*
Johnny: DUDE? Seriously? Broofing? Dammit now I can't use it no more. Stupid nigga YSL.
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER July 24, 2022