Penis

The best wand in Harry Potter.

Hermione: Hey Harry, can I see your penis? Ron can't frick me very well.
Harry: Sure but you have to promise to suck it, kiss it and let me stick it in your chest.
Hermione: I'll only agree if you promise to kiss my butt, and suck my chest. And it has to be in the bed, NAKED.
Harry: I promise. ( Oh boy I can't wait to be fricked!)

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 04, 2022

Penis

Mine is really small.

My penis is to bruh

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 04, 2022

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Something you say when you do something awesome.

When he got a 42 kill streak, he said," YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 04, 2022