PBC

PBC is an acronym for Paedophile Broadcasting Corporation, which itself is a play on BBC which stands for British Broadcasting Corporation.

It derives from the fact that over the years there have been a lot of paedophiles work for the BBC who have protected them from prosecution and hidden their crimes from the public eye.
Guy 1: I'm gonna watch Doctor Who tonight on the BBC

Guy2: Think you mean the PBC mate, it's literally 80% paedophiles!
by IKnowTheLingo July 13, 2023
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Christmas Day

A shit day when I have to spend my hard earned cash on my ungrateful little kids. A day that many people around the world hate, especially in the times where we are all skint because immigrants steal all our jobs and we get made redundant.
Daddy, please can I get a new game for Christmas?

NO! I am not spending any money on you and I'm not prepared to spend ages wrapping a present with stupid wrapping paper only to have you unwrap it on Christmas Day, you can do one! Sorry but thanks to that damn Polish twat starting at work, my hours have been cut!
by IKnowTheLingo October 21, 2014
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You've Been Yodelled

If you live in the UK and the goods you've ordered online go missing, get lobbed onto your roof or arrive damaged. This only happens with the courier company "Yodel", as a result when you tell friends and family that your goods didn't arrive in good condition / at all they will usually tell you that "You've Been Yodelled"
David: I ordered a new PS4 and the courier lobbed it over the fence into my garden in the pissing rain so now it's ruined.

Simon: Wow dude, what courier did they use?

David: They used Yodel, despite the fact that I asked for DPD

Simon: Haha, You've Been Yodelled mate
by IKnowTheLingo October 06, 2020
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Sad Face Rating

A rating on a scale of 1-10 when people pose for a photo for a newspaper after a "first world problem" has happened. They usually have to force themselves to look angry or upset and the angrier they look the higher they score on the sad face rating.
This photo scores a 3/10 on my sad face rating
by IKnowTheLingo December 09, 2021
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LLF

LLF is an acronym for "Legally Licence Free" - It is used amongst citizens of the United Kingdom to describe someone who legally does not require a TV Licence which is used to funt the state broadcaster, the BBC.
George: Did you watch the football last night?
Dave: Nah mate, I can't watch TV as I've been LLF since 2017.
George: What on Earth is LLF?
Dave: Legally Licence Free. It means I've cancelled my TV licence and I'm sticking to the rules.
George: What if you didn't stick to the rules?
Dave: Then I'd just be Licence Free rather than Legally Licence Free.
by IKnowTheLingo March 21, 2024
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Pedaling Prick

A Pedaling Prick is an insult aimed at cyclists. The word "Pedaling' comes from the fact that they have to 'Pedal' in order for the bicycle to move.
Trevor: You think you own the road don't ya, ya pedaling pricks! Stupid outfits and arcane technology don't make you better than me. This country was built by and for the motor car. Go to France with your bicycles!
by IKnowTheLingo July 27, 2023
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Diamond of Doom

Diamond of Doom is what most mechanics and vehicle technicians call a Renault. This is due to the Renault logo being a diamond, and usually they are broken causing doom and gloom for the owner. Can also be called the Diamond of Death as well!
Gaffer: We've just a Ford come in that needs a new clutch

Technician: No problem, I'll start it as soon as I've finished changing the brakes on the Diamond of Doom
by IKnowTheLingo September 06, 2024
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