IKnowTheLingo's definitions

GG2EZ

GG2EZ stands for "good game too easy" which is a way of mocking an opponent in an online game. It's a condescending way of saying "I won because you're crap at the game"

Player 1: "GG2EZ"

Player 2: "Dude, I literally got the game yesterday and it's only my second match"

Player 1: "EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ"

by IKnowTheLingo December 26, 2022

Knock His Block Off

To hit someone, usually in the face. In this case, "block" is referring to a person's head and you are going to hit then so hard that there head would fall off if not attached!

If that dude over there wolf whistles at my girl again, I swear I'm going to go over and knock his block off

by IKnowTheLingo June 12, 2020

Bag on him

If someone has a bag on them, it means they're in a bad mood for some reason. It's a politer way of saying that the person has their "arse in their hands"

Mark: I just asked the gaffer if I can book a few days off work and he went absolutely ballistic at me!

David: Yeah, probably best to stay away from him today, he's got a right bag on him for some reason.

by IKnowTheLingo December 26, 2022

Diamond of Doom

Diamond of Doom is what most mechanics and vehicle technicians call a Renault. This is due to the Renault logo being a diamond, and usually they are broken causing doom and gloom for the owner. Can also be called the Diamond of Death as well!

Gaffer: We've just a Ford come in that needs a new clutch

Technician: No problem, I'll start it as soon as I've finished changing the brakes on the Diamond of Doom

by IKnowTheLingo September 6, 2024

Sad Face Rating

A rating on a scale of 1-10 when people pose for a photo for a newspaper after a "first world problem" has happened. They usually have to force themselves to look angry or upset and the angrier they look the higher they score on the sad face rating.

This photo scores a 3/10 on my sad face rating

by IKnowTheLingo December 9, 2021

Buy cheap, buy twice

When you see two identical products in the shop, one is expensive but made by a well known company and the other is by a brand you've never heard of but is considerably cheaper!

It comes from the fact that most cheap knocks are of poor quality and as a result it'll probably break shortly after buying meaning you'll have to buy another one. Usually when you add the price for the first and the replacement item together, it would've been cheaper to buy the better branded item in the first place.

Steve: Oh my god dude, I bought a new TV three months ago and it's already broken!

Peter: Bugger, that sucks, I'm surprised that Sony TV broke so quickly.

Steve: No, I changed my mind and didn't get the Sony. I found this Gujarati Electronics one which was a lot cheaper so I got that instead!

Peter: Gujarati Electronics? Never heard of them! You know what they say mate, buy cheap, buy twice! Shoulda stuck with the Sony!

by IKnowTheLingo January 3, 2023

Keep Fit Windows

Windows in a car that you have to open manually using a "window winder". Very rarely seen these days having being replaced by electric motors.

Man 1: Wow dude, your car is so old, it even has keep fit windows
Man 2: At least I'll never have to replace the motor when it burns out!
Man 1: Touché

by IKnowTheLingo December 11, 2021