To hit someone, usually in the face. In this case, "block" is referring to a person's head and you are going to hit then so hard that there head would fall off if not attached!
If that dude over there wolf whistles at my girl again, I swear I'm going to go over and knock his block off
by IKnowTheLingo June 12, 2020
Windows in a car that you have to open manually using a "window winder". Very rarely seen these days having being replaced by electric motors.
Man 1: Wow dude, your car is so old, it even has keep fit windows
Man 2: At least I'll never have to replace the motor when it burns out!
Man 1: Touché
Man 2: At least I'll never have to replace the motor when it burns out!
Man 1: Touché
by IKnowTheLingo December 11, 2021
A rating on a scale of 1-10 when people pose for a photo for a newspaper after a "first world problem" has happened. They usually have to force themselves to look angry or upset and the angrier they look the higher they score on the sad face rating.
by IKnowTheLingo December 09, 2021
LLF is an acronym for "Legally Licence Free" - It is used amongst citizens of the United Kingdom to describe someone who legally does not require a TV Licence which is used to funt the state broadcaster, the BBC.
George: Did you watch the football last night?
Dave: Nah mate, I can't watch TV as I've been LLF since 2017.
George: What on Earth is LLF?
Dave: Legally Licence Free. It means I've cancelled my TV licence and I'm sticking to the rules.
George: What if you didn't stick to the rules?
Dave: Then I'd just be Licence Free rather than Legally Licence Free.
Dave: Nah mate, I can't watch TV as I've been LLF since 2017.
George: What on Earth is LLF?
Dave: Legally Licence Free. It means I've cancelled my TV licence and I'm sticking to the rules.
George: What if you didn't stick to the rules?
Dave: Then I'd just be Licence Free rather than Legally Licence Free.
by IKnowTheLingo March 21, 2024
A Pedaling Prick is an insult aimed at cyclists. The word "Pedaling' comes from the fact that they have to 'Pedal' in order for the bicycle to move.
Trevor: You think you own the road don't ya, ya pedaling pricks! Stupid outfits and arcane technology don't make you better than me. This country was built by and for the motor car. Go to France with your bicycles!
by IKnowTheLingo July 27, 2023
PBC is an acronym for Paedophile Broadcasting Corporation, which itself is a play on BBC which stands for British Broadcasting Corporation.
It derives from the fact that over the years there have been a lot of paedophiles work for the BBC who have protected them from prosecution and hidden their crimes from the public eye.
It derives from the fact that over the years there have been a lot of paedophiles work for the BBC who have protected them from prosecution and hidden their crimes from the public eye.
Guy 1: I'm gonna watch Doctor Who tonight on the BBC
Guy2: Think you mean the PBC mate, it's literally 80% paedophiles!
Guy2: Think you mean the PBC mate, it's literally 80% paedophiles!
by IKnowTheLingo July 13, 2023
A shit day when I have to spend my hard earned cash on my ungrateful little kids. A day that many people around the world hate, especially in the times where we are all skint because immigrants steal all our jobs and we get made redundant.
Daddy, please can I get a new game for Christmas?
NO! I am not spending any money on you and I'm not prepared to spend ages wrapping a present with stupid wrapping paper only to have you unwrap it on Christmas Day, you can do one! Sorry but thanks to that damn Polish twat starting at work, my hours have been cut!
NO! I am not spending any money on you and I'm not prepared to spend ages wrapping a present with stupid wrapping paper only to have you unwrap it on Christmas Day, you can do one! Sorry but thanks to that damn Polish twat starting at work, my hours have been cut!
by IKnowTheLingo October 21, 2014