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GoobenFlaggen

When you sneeze into a girls ass and she poops in your mouth

Hey baby why the fuck did we have to do the GoobenFlaggen?

by I guess I exist I dont know June 10, 2023

Alabama Panhandle

When you wrap your girl up from behind and grab a frying pan. While fucking her in the ass doggy style, fry an egg.

Hey girl, I want eggs today, wanna do the Alabama Panhandle?

by I guess I exist I dont know June 10, 2023

Glorblechorp

A position in which two guys get one banana and shove it up both of their asses while simultaneously jerking each other off.

My brother got fired for Glorblechorping with his boss at work yesterday.

by I guess I exist I dont know June 10, 2023

Illinois dumpsterfire

When you slather your penis in gasoline, light it on fire, insert it in your girlfriend, and she farts creating an asstastic explosion.

My girlfriend got hospitalized for third degree burns on her ass after we did the Illinois Dumpsterfire.

by I guess I exist I dont know June 16, 2023