Definitions by I guess I exist I dont know

Illinois dumpsterfire 

When you slather your penis in gasoline, light it on fire, insert it in your girlfriend, and she farts creating an asstastic explosion.

My girlfriend got hospitalized for third degree burns on her ass after we did the Illinois Dumpsterfire.

Illinois dumpsterfire by I guess I exist I dont know June 16, 2023

Glorblechorp

A position in which two guys get one banana and shove it up both of their asses while simultaneously jerking each other off.

My brother got fired for Glorblechorping with his boss at work yesterday.

Glorblechorp by I guess I exist I dont know June 10, 2023

GoobenFlaggen 

When you sneeze into a girls ass and she poops in your mouth

Hey baby why the fuck did we have to do the GoobenFlaggen?

GoobenFlaggen by I guess I exist I dont know June 10, 2023

Alabama Panhandle 

When you wrap your girl up from behind and grab a frying pan. While fucking her in the ass doggy style, fry an egg.

Hey girl, I want eggs today, wanna do the Alabama Panhandle?

Alabama Panhandle by I guess I exist I dont know June 10, 2023