Short hand for the worlds largest retailer of video games. Game Stop or G-Stop, or G-Stizzle or even Gizzle-Stizzle is easily the best places to pick up video games because unlike some 24 hour mega stores (I'm not gonna say any names but I'm thinking of a store whose name rhymes with ball-fart), the employees are actually hired based on game knowledge instead of being bounced from the meat department for cutting off their pinky.
Man 1: Where'd you go to pick up this game?
Man 2: Well first I went to an electronics store and some dude kept trying to sell me a paper shredder so I left and went to G-Stop, and the people there where actually informative and knowledgeable. I was able to pick up a used copy for much cheaper then a new one and when I finish it I'm going to pick up that new game that’s about to come out.
Man 2: Well first I went to an electronics store and some dude kept trying to sell me a paper shredder so I left and went to G-Stop, and the people there where actually informative and knowledgeable. I was able to pick up a used copy for much cheaper then a new one and when I finish it I'm going to pick up that new game that’s about to come out.
by I got you back September 12, 2009
The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.
Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
by I got you back July 19, 2009
A Bachelor Plate actually refers to a lack of an actual plate. Most of the time the use of a bachelor plate entails eating over the sink or a trash can in order to avoid cleaning/owning an actual plate.
Man 1: Dude, your steak is ready.
Man 2: Why did you just bring me my steak on a fork? Where is the plate bro?
Man 1: I don’t own any, I use bachelor plates, so you can either eat over the trashcan or the sink, your call.
Man 2: Sink, I call the sink!
Man 2: Why did you just bring me my steak on a fork? Where is the plate bro?
Man 1: I don’t own any, I use bachelor plates, so you can either eat over the trashcan or the sink, your call.
Man 2: Sink, I call the sink!
by I got you back July 18, 2009
A person or persons who come from the provincial/rural parts of the Philippines where the general population is very poor and as a result the masses must live off the land: these conditions produce Filipinos who are uneducated in "City ways" or "Street smarts”, not unlike the American hillbilly. They will often refer to anecdotes that are common place for them that they fully believe are the norm for the rest of the world. They are not dumb, just uneducated when it comes to the way the rest of the world operates. (You try growing up without running water!)
(These are actual things said by Filipinos I know personally)
Filbilly
EX 1 Filipina: Why are you buying dog food for that dog? In the Philippines dogs eat only leftovers.
EX 2 Filipino: Where I'm from we are taught that in order to have a healthy baby you must drink a lot of beer, this makes the babies stronger.
EX 3 Filipina: Combining shrimp and chicken in one meal will result in cancer.
Filbilly
EX 1 Filipina: Why are you buying dog food for that dog? In the Philippines dogs eat only leftovers.
EX 2 Filipino: Where I'm from we are taught that in order to have a healthy baby you must drink a lot of beer, this makes the babies stronger.
EX 3 Filipina: Combining shrimp and chicken in one meal will result in cancer.
by I got you back July 17, 2009
The air jerk done extremely slow while making eye contact. The slower and more deliberate the jerk, the more inappropriate it will be perceived, popularized by the show "The Whitest Kids You Know".
Man 1: Wanna go play some table tennis?
Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)
Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!
Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)
Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!
by I got you back July 12, 2009