Definitions by I got no pants

fagtronic 

A piece of equipment that is so shitty that it is no longer electronic; it is fagtronic.

That computer over there is a fine piece of fagtronica.

fagtronic by I got no pants April 21, 2003

verb the adjective noun 

To copulate with someone.
Vanilla version of expressions such as "drown the salty longshoreman", "shake the wild maracca", etc.

Wow! Did you see that grade 8 girl?

Yes. I believe that she and i will get together and verb the adjective noun.

verb the adjective noun by I got no pants April 21, 2003

SALPS 

"Smells Alot Like Pot Syndrome"
The rare condition whereas the victim constantly exudes a slight aroma of marijuana.

I can't go to class today, my SALPS is really acting up.

SALPS by I got no pants April 21, 2003

gaphead

A girl aged 9-19 that lacks intelligence and common sense. They giggle constantly and do really stupid things.

See also skate park ho

Lo! That girl is quite the gaphead, what with her "Angel" top and lowrider stretch pants. Let's stone her.

gaphead by I got no pants April 21, 2003

harlot 

One who commits acts of harlotry; an especially dumb or slutty girl.

Liz you harlot!

harlot by I got no pants April 21, 2003

skate park ho 

A gaphead or harlot who hangs around at a skateboard park all damn day, either to be picked up by a skater or to watch their poser boyfriends make asses of themselves.

If you become a skate park ho, i will lose it.

skate park ho by I got no pants April 21, 2003

milkweed 

Used as a substitute for any other noun.

I punched her right in the milkweed.

milkweed by I got no pants April 20, 2003