Definitions by I eat poop 69

Keemstar 

An over-hated YouTuber who makes great high-effort content.

Keemstar haters are dumb

Keemstar by I eat poop 69 January 20, 2022

Simps 

Horny retards that I'm obsessed with making fun of

Simps are fucking retards

Simps by I eat poop 69 January 20, 2022

Pokimane's voice 

The most annoying, horrendous, awful, unattractive, retarded voice to ever exist.

Pokimane's voice makes me wanna die

Pokimane's voice by I eat poop 69 January 19, 2022

Jidion 

A streamer that got perma banned just for a funny harmless prank on Pokimane. Pokimane can't fucking take any criticism I hate Pokimane so fucking much! She literally fucking gets people that didn't deserve it perma banned for no reason.

Pokimane is a fucking toxic retard who gets people banned! #freejidion

Jidion by I eat poop 69 January 19, 2022

Lil Pump

An absolute lyrical genius. The smartest person to ever exist.

Lil Pump is the greatest rapper of all time I love everything about his absolutely amazing, revolutionary, genius music if you can even call it music it's an art form above the word music.
Lil Pump is basically a demi-god.

Lil Pump by I eat poop 69 January 16, 2022

Ariana Grande 

A complicated language where your only words consist of yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh and yuh.

Person 1: YUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHHUUHYHHUYJHHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHUHYYHHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUH
Person 2: are you speaking Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande by I eat poop 69 January 16, 2022

Hiss 

What us reptilians use to take over the world.

Random non-reptilian: hello
Reptilian 1: HISS
Reptilian 2: HISSSSSS
Reptilian 3: HISSSSSSSS
All three of them at once: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Random non-reptilian: … ummm ok…

Hiss by I eat poop 69 January 15, 2022