2 definitions by I am the Squid

Pifter

1.) a person very much askew, most likely a hipster , douche bag , dickhead or frat boy ; overly ironic and parody of one's self image.

2.) absolute asshole.

check out this pifter in the skinny jeans and loafers

by I am the Squid December 9, 2010

Spork

1.) the act of spooning while your erect penis is inserted. This involves no motion, just a one simple thrust and you are sporking.

2.) a laying down hug with a motionless inserted penis.

3.) spooning with a fully inserted erection.

I had a raging hard on but she didn't feel like boning...so I put it in and we just laid there and sporked.

by I am the Squid December 11, 2010