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Definitions by I am phat :D

dirty freya 

When you give your partner a blowjob whilst he’s driving the car
Partner : “Damn she gave me a dirty Freya this morning
Friend : “OMG bro I’m jealous, my misses only gave me a handjob whilst I was driving”
dirty freya by I am phat :D April 19, 2020

Drink bleach

Another way of telling someone to kill themselves if they’re annoying asf
“OMG LOOK AT THAT SLUGGGG EW IT SOOOOO GROSS OMG!?”
“SHUT UP BRENDA”
“NOOO OMG ITS SOOOOOO HUGE AND BIG EW
(Everyone) “FFS BRENDA DRINK BLEACH”
Drink bleach by I am phat :D November 6, 2018
Someone (or a group of people) with fiery orange hair

Usually pale
Usually Irish or Scottish
Commonly referred to as; ginge, ginger, orange (occasionally their first name)
Just like their blonde counterparts they too have no rights ! XD

Gingers have no souls
Brenda: “quick Kirsty come here!”
Kirsty: “why?”
Brenda: “there’s an abnormally orange-haired girl over there”
Kirsty: “shit we better stay away gingers have no souls”

Brenda & Kirsty: XD
Ginger by I am phat :D November 6, 2018
Commonly used to describe the ‘know-it-all’ in school

They always do they’re homework (and extra homework)
The annoying nerdy student that bums up to the teacher and thinks they’re better than the rest of the class
*school bell rings*

Ben: “Thank GOD it’s the end of school!”
Brenda: “Ikr, and Miss didn’t have enough time to give us the homework!” XD
*sweat*: “MISS WHAT ABOUT THE HOMEWORK!?!”

Ben,Brenda (and rest of the class): “UGH SHUT UP U SWEAT!”
Sweat by I am phat :D November 5, 2018
People who don’t like eating sausages
Or steak
Or eggs
Or milk
Or cheese
Or pepperoni pizza
Brenda: “ew what’s she drinking?”
Stella: “soya milk she must be vegan”

Brenda: XD
Vegan by I am phat :D November 5, 2018

Bumsweat 

The kid commonly known as ‘the sweat’

-sucks up to every fucking teacher in school
-the only friend they have is the librarian
-hands in completed homework 5 mins after they’ve been given it
-usually has a weird name like Brian, Bernade, Kyle, Shelia, Mary, Elise
-nobody in the class likes them
-shit at sport
-cries whenever they get 1 wrong mark in a test
Kermit: “ffs what’s Brian doing now ?!”
Brian *asking geography teacher for extra homework*
Clarissa: “he’s doing what Brian does best- bumsweating off the teachers” *eyeroll*
Bumsweat by I am phat :D November 5, 2018