I am myself's definitions

belly rubber

Someone who tries to council, help, and feels sorry for people who commit heinous crimes like pedophilia and wifebeating. Used by Steve Wilkos on his great show.

"Guess what, belly rubber? This is Moron-Free TV, and you're not allowed to watch." - Steve Wilkos

by I am myself May 22, 2008

life

a meaning less void of infinite nothing

Literally Everyone: I Hate My Life

by i am myself March 27, 2020

wanna fuck

Alberta/Western Canadian slang for asking someone if they want to fuck with you. Usually accompanied by a knife coming out or another impliment of pain.

*pulls out switchblade*
Wanna fuck?

by I am myself May 20, 2008

3

the fricking number 3 you retard

3 little monkeys jumping on the bed they all fell off and now their dead

by i am myself March 27, 2020