Definitions by I am Dog

queensland 

The reason Australia has the second highest child obesity rate.

Queenslanders need to stop eating and start working.

If you're living in queensland, are under the age of 18 and slim. You're a liar.

queensland by I am Dog October 10, 2005

club monkey 

1) A club addict.

2) Someone that goes to the club wearing FuBu clothes and platted hair and looks like a monkey.

3) An individual that arrives at the club stoned.

Lil John and his east side boys are club monkeys.

club monkey by I am Dog September 6, 2005

Nastor 

An individual that cannot invent his own phrases or come-backs and has to resort to quoting everyone else... again and again and again.

Guy: "Dude you're such a fag"

Nastor: "Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me."

Dude: "Fag..."

Nastor by i am dog September 6, 2005

mugger 

The most evolved form of a wigger.

Juvenile deinquent ----> Wigger -----> Teenage Father ---> Mugger

mugger by I am Dog September 6, 2005

gradeworm

Persons who lack natural intelligence that believe the be all and end all of life is to become a doctor/lawyer.

After the gradeworm failed to get straight A+s, his mother bashed him for 9 hours with a saucepan.

gradeworm by I am Dog August 28, 2005

school

School; the place loved by those who:

1. Watch too many soap operas.
2. Are thick but muster high grades.
3. Are thick
4. Gradeworms - persons who believe the be all and end all of life is to become a doctor/lawyer.


Hated by those who:

1. Possess natural intelligence.
2. Struggle socially
3. Struggle mentally
4. Persons who dislike the small freedoms provided by school.
5. Wiggers

After 13 years of school, the gradeworm who had an IQ of a camel went to study law.

After 13 years of school, John followed his passions and became an electrician.

After 9 years of school, the wigger and his homie doggs became muggers.

school by I am Dog August 28, 2005