crapalanche

an avalanche of crap

When you have too much crap piled onto the top shelf of your closet and you open the door and all the crap falls out - crapalanche!

by I am Achmed September 28, 2008

empty coat

Someone without substance or conviction. Comes from the Scots Toom Tabard as a reference to King John Balliol who was appointed King of Scotland by King Edward of England in the late 13th c.

The presidential candidate is an empty coat.

by I am Achmed July 31, 2008

nature's dental floss

pubic hair stuck in your teeth

I went down on a chick with a 70s retro muff and got a mouthful of nature's dental floss.

by I am Achmed July 31, 2008

sweater biscuits

nice boobs under a tight sweater

Saturday was the first cool day of fall bringing the sweater biscuits from their summer hibernation.

by I am Achmed July 31, 2008

craporama

a flea market or garage sale

Did you buy anything at the neighbor's craporama?

by I am Achmed September 28, 2008