craporama

a flea market or garage sale

Did you buy anything at the neighbor's craporama?

by I am Achmed January 13, 2009

sweater biscuits

nice boobs under a tight sweater

Saturday was the first cool day of fall bringing the sweater biscuits from their summer hibernation.

by I am Achmed September 25, 2008

nature's dental floss

pubic hair stuck in your teeth

I went down on a chick with a 70s retro muff and got a mouthful of nature's dental floss.

by I am Achmed September 25, 2008

crapalanche

an avalanche of crap

When you have too much crap piled onto the top shelf of your closet and you open the door and all the crap falls out - crapalanche!

by I am Achmed January 13, 2009

empty coat

Someone without substance or conviction. Comes from the Scots Toom Tabard as a reference to King John Balliol who was appointed King of Scotland by King Edward of England in the late 13th c.

The presidential candidate is an empty coat.

by I am Achmed September 25, 2008