leonard washington

The badass dude on Chappelle's Show played by none other than...Dave Chappelle.

"My name is Leonard Washington. Where I'm from...there's a little town called none of ya god damn dusiness."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006

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Well? What are you waiting for? Do it!

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by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

boston celtics

Used to be the most kick-ass basketball team ever, but now they've slipped, what's up?

Pierce gets a ring, and I swear someone can kiss my ass.

Boston Celtics

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006

airball dunk

When you jump up for a dunk and miss the rim completely.

"That's like an airball dunk! That's like a dunk with no rim!"

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

kryptonite

Strong ass weed, song made popular by Purple Ribbon (who are da shit), and Superman's worst nightmare.

When Superman hears the song Kryptonite, he takes a baseball bat and starts whamming the crap out of the stereo.

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

benedict arnold

He made some good eggs.

"(Benedict Arnold) made some good eggs." -Nick Cannon, Underclassman

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006