boston celtics

Used to be the most kick-ass basketball team ever, but now they've slipped, what's up?

Pierce gets a ring, and I swear someone can kiss my ass.

Boston Celtics

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006

kryptonite

Strong ass weed, song made popular by Purple Ribbon (who are da shit), and Superman's worst nightmare.

When Superman hears the song Kryptonite, he takes a baseball bat and starts whamming the crap out of the stereo.

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 21, 2006

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Well? What are you waiting for? Do it!

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by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 21, 2006

leonard washington

The badass dude on Chappelle's Show played by none other than...Dave Chappelle.

"My name is Leonard Washington. Where I'm from...there's a little town called none of ya god damn dusiness."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 21, 2006

rap is crap

Phrase created by stereotypical, nigga-hatin', punk-rock lovin, cracker-ass bitches who haven't heard true rap.

White guy: "Rap is crap."

Other guys: "You just say that because you haven't heard true rap." (puts in Mos Def)

White guy: "Ohh...Okay I change my mind."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006

San Diego Chargers

The worst NFL team ever.

Oh, the Browns play the San Diego Chargers next, so that's a win right there!

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 21, 2006

click here and win a million dollars

Boy, are you gullible.

"Click here and win a million dollars."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 21, 2006