I Smeldit's definitions

Baarf

Throw up or vomit after a hard night out

“I were that drunk i had a baarf over me mrs’ pussy!”

by I Smeldit June 24, 2022

Friggin’ the twig

To masturbate with a semi

I had to brutally wank that out by friggin’ the twig

by I Smeldit August 31, 2021

Muntfuck

A munter who is also a bit fucked in the head

“That was such a dumb thing to do you muntfuck!”

by I Smeldit September 5, 2021

Happy Flaps

That rippling feeling you get when your partner farts on your freshly-shaven ballsack

“He’ll be getting happy flaps tonight after that Jerusalem Artichoke soup!”

by I Smeldit August 29, 2021