Definitions by I M A Dogg

EF ratio 

A man's erect/flaccid ratio. Can be calculated using inches or centimeters, as the ratio will not change.

A penis which is 6 inches while erect and 3 inches while flaccid will result in an EF ratio of 2.

Just cuz your dick is 4 inches while soft as compared to my 2 inch soft dick doesn't mean it's bigger. I have an EF ratio of 4, while yours is 1.5

EF ratio by I M A Dogg March 17, 2009

phallicam 

Hidden camera looking through one's unzipped fly.

Used to see the world through the eyes of a man's phallus, hence the name.

Damn dogg I got video of so many asses using phallicam!

phallicam by I M A Dogg January 6, 2009

leaky dick

Before peeing: When a man really has to go pee and a drop of piss forms at the tip of the penis. He really has to go.
After peeing: When a man pisses and finishes up quickly, by the time he zips up, the last few drops of urine might not have left the urethra, so he might get his boxers a few drops of pee or so.

Could also deal with semen instead of pee. Pre-cum before or remaining cum afterwards can cause leaky dick.

Ahh dude I really gotta go, I got leaky dick! I just wiped off a lil piss from my dick! Hurry!!

leaky dick by I M A Dogg January 6, 2009

sub nigga

a nigga not on your level

that dude, he ain't a nigga, he a sub nigga.
i don't mean substitute nigga either, he a subordinate nigga

sub nigga by I M A Dogg October 19, 2008

fune 

penis

he has a large fune

fune by I M A Dogg October 18, 2008

mufag 

angry gay sex. or to have angry gay sex.

can be used in various ways, like fuck

can also be used as an obscene interjection

- I wanna mufag you
- i enjoyed that mufag we had last night, even though i was pissed
- mufag!!!

mufag by I M A Dogg August 22, 2008

freejaculation 

Spontaneous ejaculation. Just cumming without the work. Usually seen in the form of a wet dream.

"Dammit I just freejaculated thinking about doing her doggystyle"

"... yea freejaculation is a BITCH"

freejaculation by I M A Dogg June 30, 2008