I Love Tarquin's definitions

Henry the Hoover

For men, using a Henry Hoover for sexual pleasure. An alternative is Henrietta the Hoover if using the pink model. For women, it is a man who leaves 'war wounds'. Can be shortened to Henry.

"I have never... done it with Henry the Hoover."

"That Rob is such a Henry. Look what he did to my neck!"

by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007

gridder

Derived from 'cattle grid', a gridder is a person who lives on the more rural side of a road with a cattle grid. Someone who has one on their road and in front of their house is known as a 'double gridder'. It can also be applied to those who have to go over cattle grids in order to reach work. (Originated Hythe, Hampshire)

"Where do you live?"
"Sway Road."
"Oh you're such a gridder."

by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007

diddicai

A diddicai is a cross between a cacker and a gypsy. Occassionally, diddicais can be found as tinker/gypsy offspring. This term is from the New Forest dialect and is very derogatory.

"See that bloke? You can tell - he's a diddicai."

"You look just like a diddicai."

by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007

Cacker

In New Forest dialect, a cacker is not a chav, nor currently living on a housing estate. A cacker is someone who lives a rough lifestyle on the forest. It derives from the verb 'to cack', meaning to deficate oneself, relating to the squalid living conditions these people choose to live in. Other characteristics of the atypical cacker involve eating road-kill, selling magic mushrooms, badger-baiting, selling junk and terrorising local pubs. The addition of 'er' on the end of cacker, suggests that it was once a name, which in turn derived from a job title. In essence, a cacker is commonly treated as the non-Romany equivalent of a gypsy. Cacker can be used as a term of offence for non-cackers. A half-Romany/half-cacker is known as a diddicai.

"See Seth badger-baiting the other day? Such a cacker."

"I can't believe you bought that dress. You look like such a cacker!"

by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007

Noo-Noo

Someone who tidies up meticulously to the point of obsessiveness. Named after the hoover in the Teletubbies.

"When we've had a party, your mum turns into a Noo-Noo."

by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007