Haps

Internet slang for “congrats”, “cheers”, “happy birthday”, “props”, etc.

“Haps on getting that new job Dan!” “Tonight we celebrate our victory, Haps!” “Haps Tony, 18 is a big birthday” “I gotta give you haps”

by I Like To Define Words November 29, 2021

Second Childhood

An enlightened state where an adult returns to childhood. Hard to achieve but it can be done.

I’m gonna have a second childhood no matter what you say or think!

by I Like To Define Words November 25, 2021

Companion

A close but temporary friend

I don’t have friends per se, I usually have companions who are close with me for a couple of years and then we never meet again

by I Like To Define Words March 17, 2024

Children’s Vernacular English

Abbreviated as CVE, it is the distinct dialect used by prepubescent children

Words like blankie, tattletale, cooties, and scaredy-cat are examples of children’s vernacular English

by I Like To Define Words December 09, 2022

Doctrine of Complicity

The idea that if you aren’t dedicating your life to fighting a problem, that you’re part of it and are therefore complicit in it

People who subscribe to the Doctrine of Complicity believe it’s a strong call to action, but critics say it’s a guilt trip designed to make you feel guilty

by I Like To Define Words October 11, 2023

Photos From Last Night

Photos that were taken at a party, typically while drunk. Often involves red solo cups, making out & funny faces and outfits.

Jay: Why did you make out with my girl?!
Rob: I don’t remember that!
Jay: Dude, those were some photos from last night!

by I Like To Define Words January 19, 2021

Birkenstocked

A left wing alternative to redpilled, and a reference to the Barbie movie when Barbie is offered a Birkenstock and a high heel, and the Birkenstock represents the truth

Oh I’m not redpilled, I’m birkenstocked

by I Like To Define Words February 25, 2024