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sex grenade

When you rip anal beads out of someone’s asshole, while they really have to shit, and the shit explodes out of their asshole

Hey dude! Did you hear I turned Laura into a sex grenade

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Karma's a bitch!

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Something this high ass witch doctor told me to say to the girl I like. Definitely should NOT be said under any circumstances

Me: Hey, witch doctor, what should I say to the girl I like?

Witch Doctor: Ooh ooh eee ah ah, ding dang wannawanna bing bang!

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The most useless piece of shit class ever to be taught. Do not let teachers fool you, algebra will never be useful in everyday life.

Teacher: Algebra will probably be the most useful thing you learn here in the everyday world
Student: Bullshit. Utter bullshit.

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Definition for moms: abbv. for Well That's Fantastic

Definition for everyone else: abbv. for What The Fuck

Mom: You got an A+ on your test? WTF!!

Man: You broke my tv? WTF?!

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