I can't breatheeee!!!

Last words of a man with a 360 pound woman sitting on his face!

Big Mabel heard a strangled cry from little Melvin, I can't breatheeee!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2020

Godzillion

A Godzillion is a number exceeding all other numbers.

I have a Godzillion things to do before the meeting!

by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2016

FIEND zoned

This is a person deemed creepy and dangerous, typically by a woman he stalked.

Susie told her friends, watch out for Dick, l have him FIEND zoned!

by I, Wreckerrr September 15, 2021

barn boss

The cons who kept order on the old time prisons were called barn bosses.

Leroy the stomper, is barn boss over the bean field camp.

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Chinese puppetry

This is the abbreviated term which accuses Democrats of being unduly influenced by the Chinese.

Joe has revived the art of Chinese puppetry!

by I, Wreckerrr May 18, 2021

hot on the lot

A lot lizard working on a truckers lot successfully and attracting customers.

Wonda Wonderpig is making a pile of cash by being hot on the lot!

by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

That and a platinum card

That and a platinum card, is a modernization of the saying, that and a dime will get you a cup of coffee. The meaning is something is without any particular, practical value.

Hmmmmm, a degree from that Internet college; well that and a platinum card, will get you a cup of latte!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016