I, Wreckerrr's definitions

bless my britches

This is a Southern exclamation of surprise.

Well bless my britches!

by I, Wreckerrr December 20, 2020

drank like a whale

This describes the behavior of an open alcoholic, consuming vast quantities of booze.

Duke drank like a whale, after retiring from the military!

by I, Wreckerrr May 13, 2021

Wicked stepfather

A comedic request line from an older man to younger woman.

Do you want me to be the wicked stepfather you never had?

by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016

Pig porker

A pig porker is one who has sex with unattractive partners.

Juan was so horny he decided to become a pig porker for the night!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Bigfoot banging

To have sex with large men.

Wonda Wonderpig said she was going Bigfoot banging when the ball team came back!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

skull stomp

To attack with extreme violence.

That political hack needs a skull stomp!

by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2016

big chief turd in the face

This describes one who is given to much flatulence, smell, sound and fury!

There was a sound and fury signifying Big Chief Turd in the Face!

by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016