Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

Trumpet Strumpet 

A mistress of Donald Trump.

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.

Trumpet Strumpet by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

Joy to the hurl! 

The relief vomiting brings to an upset stomach.

After mixing wine, whiskey, tequila and Pinas it was joy to the hurl!

Joy to the hurl! by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

Mutate my member!

Give me an erection!

Then I said to Wonda Wonderpig, mutate my member!

Mutate my member! by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

Underwear Anaconda 

A large, thick penis.

Juan sure has an Underwear Anaconda in his pants!

Underwear Anaconda by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Yo monkey on fire

Sex organs are excited and inflamed.

Man, yo monkey on fire seeing this booty!

Yo monkey on fire by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Spanking the other monkey 

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.

I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

Spanking the other monkey by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Eat and heat 

To stimulate sexually via oral sex.

All I had to do with Wonda was eat and heat!

Eat and heat by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016