Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

affair with a spare 

This is what happens when an ex or side lover is contacted suddenly after they become bored with a primary love.

Ben Dover contacted Wanda when he was bored with his new wife and wanted an affair with a spare woman!

affair with a spare by I, Wreckerrr June 13, 2021

Looking wolfie 

Someone who looks scary and hairy, as if turning into a werewolf is looking wolfie!

That mad biker dude was looking wolfie!

Looking wolfie by I, Wreckerrr June 12, 2021

My side slide 

This is the other man or woman as lover, on the side of your primary relationship.

Be quiet about seeing me with my side slide at the bar Friday.

My side slide by I, Wreckerrr June 11, 2021

Zombie turtle 

This phrase is a humorous description of something painfully slow.

Gaaawd, the waiter is moving like a Zombie turtle!

Zombie turtle by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021

The Shorties

In street gangs these boys start as underaged apprentices to a crew. They often mule guns and drugs to avoid adult penalties for older gangsters.

Here comes The Shorties with my Glock and 8 balls!

The Shorties by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021

A+ in cute school 

This is a humorous expression about adorable people and pets!

Your pet is so adorable she got an A+ in cute school!

A+ in cute school by I, Wreckerrr June 8, 2021

Rattlesnake wrestling 

This term describes people who persist in a toxic relationship with toxic people even though they know better.

Lisa is back with her ex again, she just won't stop rattlesnake wrestling!

Rattlesnake wrestling by I, Wreckerrr June 8, 2021