Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

The mind can only comprehend...

The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.

The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!

The mind can only comprehend... by I, Wreckerrr August 25, 2020

Tinkerbelle 

A dreamy, whimsical fairy-like person.

Look Tinkerbelle is coming over.

Tinkerbelle by I, Wreckerrr August 24, 2020

Snake your buddy 

To betray a friend's trust, often over a dating partner.

Ben Dover sure got shafted by his pal over a girl he fancied, l guess some devil said to snake your buddy!

Snake your buddy by I, Wreckerrr August 23, 2020

the meaning of life is... 

The meaning of life is a Monty Python film released in the eighties.

I saw the meaning of life is... a film and was one of the better Monty Python movies.

the meaning of life is... by I, Wreckerrr August 21, 2020

pageant ready look 

This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.

Shelia was a bit too formal for the weekend, too much the pageant ready look to fit the party.

pageant ready look by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020

You can school a fool... 

You can school a fool... but you can't make them cool.

You may try to teach a stupid person, but you cannot change their bad judgment.

God, l told Willie not to mess with those gangsters girlfriends, but he did and now he got the hippo stomp and is in an ambulance again. You can school a fool...but you can't make them cool!

You can school a fool... by I, Wreckerrr August 17, 2020

a cat block 

This occurs when one or more napping or resting cats block the way through areas such as stairs or doors.

Susie said "mommy Fluffy and Muffy have the stairs in a cat block!"

a cat block by I, Wreckerrr August 14, 2020