ape ugly

Someone who is unattractive in an ape like way.

That ballplayer is ape ugly!

by I, Wreckerrr October 28, 2020

clean my android

This describes a request for oral sex.

Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig to clean my android!

by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2016

bleeding turds

This is military slang for someone with severe abdominal injuries from an explosion or machinegun.

Man, he was so blown to shit he was bleeding turds!

by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021

Hun in the sun

This is an old air combat term, meaning that enemy fighters are attacking by concealing by use of blinding sunlight.

The Red Baron led his squadron attack on the RAF fighters using Hun in the Sun tactics.

by I, Wreckerrr December 29, 2020

oinking and bonking

Having sex.

Wonda Wonderpig was oinking and bonking the boys in the van.

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

Fly Fisting

Using a motion similar to a fly Fisher when Fisting someone.

Wonda Wonderpig was the great queen of fly Fisting!

by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

The Turtle Club

This was an informal bar drinking club active from the sixties to the eighties. To join all one need do was ask "are you a turtle " or answer "you bet your sweet ass I'm a turtle "

Jim saw another lone drinker at the airport VIP bar and came over to ask about the turtle club, thus being a convivial drinker.

by I, Wreckerrr November 04, 2016