freeze your meow off

When a cat wants outside in freezing weather they are warned of this consequence!

Now Mittens, you will freeze your Meow off out there!

by I, Wreckerrr December 16, 2020

Going barefoot

This is the feeling you get after leaving an uncomfortable relationship or job and doing something that makes you happy. The old situation is like uncomfortable boots!

I hated that job so now I feel like I am going barefoot in new grass!

by I, Wreckerrr February 27, 2021

Tard-aide

You did what to that big biker and got ass stomped? A gallon of Tard-aide stat! This is a mythical potion for stupidity.

Quick, Tard-aide, here stat!

by I, Wreckerrr December 03, 2020

4 P Cat

This is a pretty purry paw puss.

Muffy is a 4 P Cat!

by I, Wreckerrr December 09, 2020

Slobovia

The ancestral homeland of slobs everywhere.

Of course my room is a wreck, I'm from Slobovia!

by I, Wreckerrr September 27, 2020

Slobovia

Slobovia is a mythical homeland of the Slobs. It provides a handy excuse for sloppiness.

Hey, of course my desk is sloppy, it is a national tradition of Slobovia, my ancestral homeland! Proud home of the Slobs, you bigot!!

by I, Wreckerrr September 14, 2020

snowflake avalanche

This is a large rally by naive activists.

The March on the Capitol was a snowflake avalanche!

by I, Wreckerrr January 25, 2017