Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

won't bend over 

I'll bend over backwards for people, but I won't bend over forwards. This means I will help you, but I won't be victimized!

I won't bend over forwards.

won't bend over by I, Wreckerrr January 20, 2021

Fire fetus 

This is a military troop who has an inappropriate, severe anxiety reaction under fire and goes into a fetal position!

Digby get more ammo, sorry sarge, he is a fire fetus again!

Fire fetus by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2021

a secret squirrel bunch 

This is a group of intelligence, military and SpecOps cooperating in a top secret endeavor.

The Rangers were working on a special operation with a secret squirrel bunch.

a secret squirrel bunch by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2021

kick up the colon 

This is worse than a kick on the butt because it is analy invasive!

The home team got a real kick up the colon when they lost by 30 points!

kick up the colon by I, Wreckerrr January 15, 2021

the Pantygon 

This describes romantic affairs involving defense employees around the Pentagon.

Susie was involved with a colonel at the Pantygon!

the Pantygon by I, Wreckerrr January 12, 2021

like a bad habit 

I will drop you like a bad habit! This means to be totally done with someone are something.

I dropped her like a bad habit, when she started seeing her old boyfriend!

like a bad habit by I, Wreckerrr January 12, 2021

victimsplaining 

This occurs when excusing problem behavior because you see the perpetrator as a victim.

The rioters were excused for arson and looting because their ancestors were wronged - therefore victimsplaining it!

victimsplaining by I, Wreckerrr January 11, 2021