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Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

something behind her ears 

In Russia they say she puts something behind her ears to attract men - her knees!
Ludmilla puts something behind her ears to attract men.

Uncle Sam's Misfit Children

Uncle Sam's Misfit Children are the USMC, the Marines.
I joined Uncle Sam's Misfit Children in 1967 for the Tet offensive.

care what you know 

People don't care what you know, until they know that you care. Sympathy is valued over knowledge by most.
People don't care what you know, until they know that you care!

College town bum 

These are people who have finished their bachelor's degree but continue to live in a student apartment, drive a beater and occasionally look at finishing a master's some year.
Noah is a college town bum working a Joe job and smoking weed all afternoon.

Wokeademics 

People who are allegedly educators who actually indoctrinate into leftist cultism.
The Wokeademics have declared math racist because their victimization mobs do not pass it.
Wokeademics by I, Wreckerrr April 1, 2021

die fuzzy bunny, die 

There is an old joke in military combat arms training. The recruits look so young they will yell "die fuzzy bunny, die!"
In bayonet drill the boot yells "die fuzzy bunny, die!"

crew served handgun 

This is a satirical remark regarding oversized, impractical pistols.
Gawwwd, that .50 is a crew served handgun!