Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.

Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.

Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Spinal cracker 

A spinal cracker is a hand to hand fighting technique, in which a target is choked from behind and a knee is rammed into their spine.

The Commandos learned the spinal cracker technique to attack sentries.

Spinal cracker by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Gone catapillar 

A person has gone catapillar when they seal themselves into cocoon like cover to escape any interaction with the world.

The freshman had gone catapillar in a quilt on the floor to sleep off a wicked hangover.

Gone catapillar by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Liquor Quicker dicker 

A liquor quicker dicker is one who uses alcoholic beverages to aid in fast seduction.

Juan found the ladies much compliant after cocktails; he was called a liquor quicker dicker at the bar.

Liquor Quicker dicker by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Shut up and drink your moonshine 

Shut up and drink your moonshine is a retort to someone who has made a racist, redneck or bump kind of comment.

After hearing Cletus extolled the goodness of the KKK, partygoers told him "shut up and drink your moonshine!"

Shut up and drink your moonshine by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

hellevator music 

Hellishly atrocious elevator music, especially music overreaching for cuteness or profundity.

The party goers were trapped in the stalled elevator listening to pretentious, patriotic hellevator music!

hellevator music by I, Wreckerrr October 3, 2016

shotgun strategy 

This is a problem solving approach, which attempts many varied solutions; versus a rifle strategy in which a single focused solution is attempted.

The sales manager decided on a shotgun strategy to boost sales, by using several salesmen with different approaches.

shotgun strategy by I, Wreckerrr October 3, 2016