Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

Left hook nose 

One with a nose crooked to the left in a way, that appears to be the result of a violent blow or left hook.

The old boxer appeared to have a left hook nose.

Left hook nose by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Postertizing 

Postertizing occurs when a poster to a message board or similar media attempts to sell a product or service.

Douglas was constantly postertizing on social media, always working in his insurance products.

Postertizing by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Hopolophobia 

Hopolophobia is an irrational fear of weapons.

The shopper fled from the store in a panic, after seeing the rifles in sporting goods due to hopolophobia.

Hopolophobia by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Going mobile 

Adapting something stationary to traveling operation is going mobile.

The glass repair business is going mobile now.

Going mobile by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

That and a platinum card 

That and a platinum card, is a modernization of the saying, that and a dime will get you a cup of coffee. The meaning is something is without any particular, practical value.

Hmmmmm, a degree from that Internet college; well that and a platinum card, will get you a cup of latte!

That and a platinum card by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.

Porker poacher by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Texas tunnel 

A Texas tunnel is a stretched out vaginal or anal region.

After multiple babies, Susie lamented that she now had a Texas tunnel where her vagina had been.

Texas tunnel by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016