Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

Restaurant Rambo 

People who fake or exaggerate veteran's status for perks such as discounts, free meals and prestige.

Look at the restaurant Rambo over there, wearing Walmart camouflage to get a free meal.

Restaurant Rambo by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Rectum reboot 

To have a second helping of anal sex.

That was so hot we went for a rectum reboot!

Rectum reboot by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Pussy rules 

In the event of a disagreement between a couple, the one with the pussy rules.

I wanted to see an action flick but we saw a love story, because pussy rules!

Pussy rules by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Garage ass 

An Anus stretched out enough to park a car in.

Bruce has a bad case of garage ass since the fleet is in port!

Garage ass by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Backpoon 

The anal region in sex.

Bend over, time to dip into the backpoon!

Backpoon by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Hillbilly brandy

Moonshine distilled with much fruit and aged.

The hillbilly brandy was from the McCrory brothers down the lane by the trace.

Hillbilly brandy by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Just grow a beard 

This is a comical way of telling someone that they are unattractive and need maximum facial coverage.

Man, just grow a beard!

Just grow a beard by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016