Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

military jock 

Someone in a physically demanding role in the military such as Marine Recon, SEALS, Rangers or Special Forces.

That boxer is tough, he used to be a military jock!

military jock by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2021

heard footsteps 

This is a phenomenon in which a player focuses on what his opponents are doing instead of what he is supposed to do.

The receiver dropped the ball because he heard footsteps!

heard footsteps by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2021

a rug 

This is what Muslim men call a one night stand!

That girl, Wanda Wonderpig, is a rug!

a rug by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2021

Chucklebutt 

Someone who is goofy and a laughingstock.

Digby is major local chucklebutt here!

Chucklebutt by I, Wreckerrr January 4, 2021

too nervous to steal 

I am working her because I am too nervous to steal and too proud to run for Congress!

I am working her because I am too nervous to steal and too proud to run for Congress!

too nervous to steal by I, Wreckerrr January 3, 2021

A man who loves 

I am a man who loves women who loves men. This is a man who has no interest in hostile women.

I am a man who loves women who love men!

A man who loves by I, Wreckerrr January 3, 2021

A Soulmutt 

This is someone with a relationship that is less than a soulmate but more than a friend with benefits.

Susie is my friend and a soulmutt.

A Soulmutt by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2021