When you shove a shoe up your partners arsehole and casually teabag their face whilst eating a Mr whippy and listening to ragtime music
"yes we had a flower pussy"
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 05, 2021
Two pairs of identical twins bang eachother in synchronisation within a room full of mirrors. Usually involving double sided dildos and nipple clamps.
There will usually be a large horny audience to watch the mirroring and cheer them on whilst masturbation.
There will usually be a large horny audience to watch the mirroring and cheer them on whilst masturbation.
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 05, 2021
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 05, 2021
"the absolute desperation"
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 05, 2021
The strange waddle your 99 year old cat does whilst salivating everywhere and walking towards a busy road, completely prepared to end their existence.
The cat will usually make a sick 'thump' noise when the car hits them.
The cat will usually make a sick 'thump' noise when the car hits them.
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 05, 2021
A girl who accuses you of attacking her with a hairdryer outside of a hotel and denying it when you confront her.
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 05, 2021