Definitions by I'm Jack Cooper

wanking

1) To masterbate

2) To do very little

3) To "shred" on a guitar/keyboard/bass

1) I fancy a wanking session

2) Stop wanking about

3) I don't like Steve Vai - all he does is fret wanking

wanking by I'm Jack Cooper April 2, 2005

james labrie 

1) To play tambourine violently

1) Look at him James LaBrieing - hes making a very loud noise.

james labrie by I'm Jack Cooper April 1, 2005

Mike Portnoy 

1) To act over entusiastically

2) To be able to drum extremely well within songs - yet be rubbish at drums solos.

1) When Grandma gave Johnny that jumper for Christmas he acted like a Mike Portnoy

2) He's no Mike Pornoy - he's really good at drum solos.

Mike Portnoy by I'm Jack Cooper April 1, 2005

A-Ha

1) A greeting

2) A way of expeessing excitement

The word comes from Steve Coogans fictional character Alan Partridge - who had three successful series including a chat show on the BBC

1) I'm Jack Cooper, A-ha! Your John Myung...

2) Oh my God its Rodger Moore - A-ha!

A-Ha by I'm Jack Cooper April 1, 2005