Definitions by I'm Jack Cooper

wanking

1) To masterbate

2) To do very little

3) To "shred" on a guitar/keyboard/bass

1) I fancy a wanking session

2) Stop wanking about

3) I don't like Steve Vai - all he does is fret wanking

wanking by I'm Jack Cooper April 2, 2005

Mike Portnoy 

1) To act over entusiastically

2) To be able to drum extremely well within songs - yet be rubbish at drums solos.

1) When Grandma gave Johnny that jumper for Christmas he acted like a Mike Portnoy

2) He's no Mike Pornoy - he's really good at drum solos.

Mike Portnoy by I'm Jack Cooper April 1, 2005

A-Ha

1) A greeting

2) A way of expeessing excitement

The word comes from Steve Coogans fictional character Alan Partridge - who had three successful series including a chat show on the BBC

1) I'm Jack Cooper, A-ha! Your John Myung...

2) Oh my God its Rodger Moore - A-ha!

A-Ha by I'm Jack Cooper April 1, 2005

james labrie 

1) To play tambourine violently

1) Look at him James LaBrieing - hes making a very loud noise.

james labrie by I'm Jack Cooper April 1, 2005