I'm Jack Cooper's definitions

A-Ha

1) A greeting

2) A way of expeessing excitement

The word comes from Steve Coogans fictional character Alan Partridge - who had three successful series including a chat show on the BBC

1) I'm Jack Cooper, A-ha! Your John Myung...

2) Oh my God its Rodger Moore - A-ha!

by I'm Jack Cooper April 1, 2005

wanking

1) To masterbate

2) To do very little

3) To "shred" on a guitar/keyboard/bass

1) I fancy a wanking session

2) Stop wanking about

3) I don't like Steve Vai - all he does is fret wanking

by I'm Jack Cooper April 2, 2005

Part Troll

1) The word used to describe someone who looks like an ork.

The word comes from comedian Bill Baiely - who named his UK tour "Part Troll" because of the way he looks.

1) "He's so hairy - he's Part Troll"

by I'm Jack Cooper April 4, 2005

dream theatre

1) The wrong way to spell the name of the band Dream Theater - as they are band from the USA and thats how they spell it over there. The name does not translate because that would be silly.

2) A Dream Theater} cover band

1) "Dude it's "ER" you idiot - not Dream Theatre - they're American remember... sidewalks, tomato and all that..."

2) "I'm going to see Dream Theatre"
"Wow thats amazing!!"
"No... not really..."

by I'm Jack Cooper April 4, 2005