masturbating

when you beat the absolute living shit outta your meat package, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum", or "jizz" will rapidly start squirting and shooting out of your penis hole at 1000 miles an hour.

but if unleashing the hot sticky jizz from your fat, thick, juicy, and erect cock into the pussy/vagina of your female partner, it will result in the female becoming pregnant and having children.

also could be considered something that you do on a daily basis since you have no girlfriend to stick your cock inside of.

(masturbating)
guy: OMAGASH im boutta unleash my sticky hot jizz all over my bathroom walls from the excessive masturbation that i have currently done

(couple)
guy: im boutta jizz all over your face, bitch!
girl: oh yes daddy uwu

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

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Get the masturbatingmug.

Hyper

me.

a complete and utter sack of shit, bastard, and desperate for pussy motherfucker that everyone hates.

Pedophile: Hyper is so hot i wanna fuck his tight furry ass so goddamn hard!!!
Guy: fak yorself u pedfile

Other Random Nigga: *walks in* glass of water --->>> \_/ (imagine that water is inside of it or smthing idk)

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

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