clubspouse

Noun: a person who has unintentionally been replaced by their partner’s new found obsession with the social media App Clubhouse
“Are you divorced Richard?”

“No, I’m a Clubspouse since Karen downloaded the Clubhouse app.”
by HyphyDyphy January 23, 2021
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mdmangel

Someone who offers you decent advice surrounding the usage of mdma (aka molly, mandy, ecstasy, pills or beans - not because they’re trying to sell you dodgy gear but because they actually want you to have a good time and not fry your brain.
“Thanks for testing my Mandy for me Lucy - You’re an MDMAngel!”
“No problem. 120mg with 80mg booster is more than enough.”
by HyphyDyphy April 28, 2020
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