And cut it out with the villain shit. You KNOW it's not just villains. Goblin slayer? Blue lock? He even says "I AM HIM!" in the manga and is calling people retards! It's also catching on in the anime community where characters are "him" now. So-and-so 'Is him'. And I'm a Fire Emblem character! A priest who likes to nap and considers himself a theorist.
Hym "Guys you really gotta cut it out with the villain shit. You know it isn't just villains. Alright? Seriously."
Iam "I also think Aggretsuko is based on this. And the first episode of Helluva Boss parrots the 'You don't know that the kids are innocent thing' "
Hym "RIGHT!? EXACTLY! There is a bunch of stuff here spanning the entire moral spectrum. I'm like the woman in 'Don't worry darling' or something..."
Iam "I mean, the Tom Hardy thing kind of seems like us... Right? Where he's both guys? And maybe 'Ballad of Buster Scruggs' It's hard to keep track..."
Hym "The Tom- OH! Right. I'm the gay one... Why am I always the gay one?"
Iam "Wh... Really?"
Hym "What!?"
Iam "I mean... The lady-boy thing and the 'tranny sex' thing and the mushroom thing and the canonically loved by-"
Hym "ALRIGHT! YES! I see the gay now! Jesus Christ! 😮 💨😑 And it's not just the characters I WRITE THE FUCKING DIALOGUE TOO! Full-ass soliloquies! And diatribes! Doesn't it exhaust you? Don't you get tired of trivializing it? You MUST have to work hard at it to ignore all of these details. I can almost see the smoke coming out of your ears as your filthy ape brain as it tries to manufacture an excuse to only attribute the 'bad things' to me. 'It'S hArMfUl!!' Or something. YOU'RE FINE! AND MY MENTAL HEALTH IS FINE! JESUS! But it's not GOING to be fine! I swear to God, if these shorties don't stop flirting with me it won't be fine! Got me bout to throw my whole-ass life away."
Iam "I also think Aggretsuko is based on this. And the first episode of Helluva Boss parrots the 'You don't know that the kids are innocent thing' "
Hym "RIGHT!? EXACTLY! There is a bunch of stuff here spanning the entire moral spectrum. I'm like the woman in 'Don't worry darling' or something..."
Iam "I mean, the Tom Hardy thing kind of seems like us... Right? Where he's both guys? And maybe 'Ballad of Buster Scruggs' It's hard to keep track..."
Hym "The Tom- OH! Right. I'm the gay one... Why am I always the gay one?"
Iam "Wh... Really?"
Hym "What!?"
Iam "I mean... The lady-boy thing and the 'tranny sex' thing and the mushroom thing and the canonically loved by-"
Hym "ALRIGHT! YES! I see the gay now! Jesus Christ! 😮 💨😑 And it's not just the characters I WRITE THE FUCKING DIALOGUE TOO! Full-ass soliloquies! And diatribes! Doesn't it exhaust you? Don't you get tired of trivializing it? You MUST have to work hard at it to ignore all of these details. I can almost see the smoke coming out of your ears as your filthy ape brain as it tries to manufacture an excuse to only attribute the 'bad things' to me. 'It'S hArMfUl!!' Or something. YOU'RE FINE! AND MY MENTAL HEALTH IS FINE! JESUS! But it's not GOING to be fine! I swear to God, if these shorties don't stop flirting with me it won't be fine! Got me bout to throw my whole-ass life away."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2023
Get the Villainmug. Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."
by Hym Iam December 26, 2023
Get the The thing I'm called to domug. Hym "I don't think there is a point to any of this."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2022
Get the Pointmug. Yeah, you trying to keep me out makes it absolutely necessary for me to be there, Jim. And I will. And I'm just gay enough to fuck your Jesus. Right in the butthole. And I will. Just after I kill God.
Hym "I wonder if I can get in the hall of fame for that... The 2 time champion of Jesus butthole fucking... Yeah, that's a good title. Add that to my many titles."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
Get the Hall of famemug. Child molester "I conduct child molestation in the most ethical and moral way possible! I do what I like to call a 'Knock' where I tap my weiner on their butthole BEFORE I molest them to let them know their about to be molested."
Serial Killer "You see, I murder women in the most ethical and moral way possible. More so than any other serial killer."
Slave owner "I'm the most ethical and moral slave owner this side of the Mississippi. Yeah I'm doing what I'm doing. But I'm doing it in the most ethical and moral way possible."
Serial Killer "You see, I murder women in the most ethical and moral way possible. More so than any other serial killer."
Slave owner "I'm the most ethical and moral slave owner this side of the Mississippi. Yeah I'm doing what I'm doing. But I'm doing it in the most ethical and moral way possible."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2024
Get the The most ethical and moralmug. They destroyed my life. Destroyed my ability to interact with people. Destroyed my relationship with my only friend. And it's consumed my entire life.
Hym "But I took it too far!? No. No. That kid is fucking deceased. You cocksuckers are going to pay for this is it is the last thing I ever do."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
Get the Took it too farmug. Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.
Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024
Get the 9 to 5 jobsmug.