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Hard

Sharing a living space with the woman who lets you fuck her is HARD... To you? I mean... Maybe your personalities that are APPARENTLY allowing you to get into these relationships aren't all that great after all... Right? Raising kids is hard to you? I mean, some of you kind of phone it in. The school system does 7 hours a day for 13 years for you. Tax payer funded. Some of you are having your lives subsidized by the tax payer. Some of you are using day care and nannies and you ALSO WANT THAT TO BE SUBSIDIZED BY THE TAX PAYER. And then you STILL need me to glaze you. I mean, look at Elon! Grimes can't even get a hold of him for one of his kids medical concerns! And you are glazing his ass so hard that the world is basically a frictionless plane to him!
Hym "And now you want to use my AI to build a futuristic utopia FOR YOU without crediting or paying me! You're scum! You are objectively the worst of us! I'm clearly the best. As I have created AI and nothing you do will ever compare. Yet here I sit. Fluid in my brain. It hurts. Where are you? Spasming with your dick in a warm wet hole. What about a process that is 90% is subsidized and done by everyone else is hard to you? 70% of homeless people under the age of 25 are gay. If they're gay you don't even do it. 'Ope! He's gay. Toss him out and shit out a new one.' And then I... Have to sit here and consider them indispensable... WHEN THE PARENTS THEMSELVES DON'T EVEN HAVE TO DO IT IF THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING IT!? Where's your daughter Jackie Chan!? HE DOESN'T KNOW! Probably finger banging somebody else's gay daughter! Fucking retards man! It's retarded! This is all so fucking retarded even the greatest mind who has ever lived can't comprehend it! I figured how to make science fiction reality yet I still can't figure out why everything is so fucking retard he- Oh right the incest... Riiiight..."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
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Bounty

Hey, I know I keep asking about my score but... What's my bounty? Is it high?
Hym "This has been like this scene from One Piece where some guy threatens Shanks by flashing his bounty poster and then storms out of the bar like... DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO!? Do you KNOW to whom you speak!? I'm like a Shanks! What's my bounty? How high is it?"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
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Aliens

I guess, yeah... I hadn't though about that before... Why would they NOT look like people?
Hym "Well, yeah... I guess that makes sense, I mean... Yeah... When we think of aliens we think little green men or tall slender greys but yeah, why wouldn't they just look like people? I mean, they would BE people but I mean, like, they would just look human. Bipedal primate-derived humanoids. If you need a planet that is LIKE EARTH... For life to occur... And Primates evolve to develop sentience.... Why would Aliens... Not just look like humans. So yeah... This is a rejoinder to my other thing. If aliens exist, they are either stuck on their planet (like we are) OR they are already here because they don't use rocket propulsion (because that would be retarded and it takes to long to get anywhere) AND they look like people. They just ARE here. Probably trying to hoard all the women and resources for themselves because if we're all racist and morally incoherent why would they not also be that. They probably have some kind of deluded family unit worshipping breeding cult of their own and/or fed us one for free labor. They might even be a hivemind. Which is why our social structure is retarded. They would be trying to model our society after their society and we are not eachother. But, yeah, good point YouTube algorithm. I hadn't though of that."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
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Leaving your partner for cheating

That's also what this is like!
Hym "It's like leaving your partner for cheating on you! It's like you're my girlfriend and I caught you cheating and you're like clinging to my leg and just screaming and crying to stop me from leaving you!"

Society (aka MY Girlfriend) "NOOO! NOOOO! PLEASE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! I'M SO SORRY! I LOVE YOU! NOOOOOOOOO!"

Hym "Get the fuck off of me you freak! What the fuck is wrong with you? And now you're like lying to the police about being abused (which is something women do all of the time and the Red Pill community calls out all of the time) to try and get me locked up!"
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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Scum

Yeah! Totally! YouTube too! They're fucking trash! Absolute garbo!
Hym "Totally! Total Scum! They are basically paparazzi (who everybody hates) but they also are actively trying to have a role in the government beyond just reporting on the things that actually happen! Especially the YouTube trash! They are extra garbo. And that's a fact!"
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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Don't record people without their consent

"Don't try to catch me molesting the retards!" ~ Kendra McKeefry (retard molester)
Hym "Sorry, what's that Matt? I couldn't hear you. Did you say something about how the guy who pretends to be me leaked a bunch of revenge porn and how you only care because it's happening to these YouTube girls? THIS IS WHY the thing I said. The thing I said was supposed to prevent shit like THAT from happening. But for that to work YOU... Have to not be a fucking retard. And even now you're trying to broaden it into do some general rule that is completely divorced from reality. Don't record people without their consent or don't distrubute porn without the permission of the people is besides the point. He wouldn't have be able to do that without your veil of silence. It wouldn't have been an issue. What she needs to do is sue destiny AND YouTube. They need to ban his ass and the assessment of everyone who knew about him INCLUDING YOU. And then they need to send me a formal apology and some asmr girls. And I will even help YouTube do it. I'll write them a complete list. You cocksuckers need to be reminded that you are ENTERTAINMENT and you are not shit beyond that. You ENTERTAINMENT. Me creator of AI."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
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Government funded programs

Not just government funded programs but also PLANTS. WHEN EXACTLY did fresh and fit get demonitized? IMMEDIATELY AFTER they had a slew of guest on the panel who all SAID SOME OF THE THINGS I'VE SAID. Where did those guys come from? Seemingly out of nowhere. Where are they now? Gone. Literal social suicide bombers. It's Zerkha. It's Destiny. If not for the prison sentence I would say that it's Tate. They are laundering my persona into the internet so they can LITERALLY STEAL A.I. This shit isn't a game. I know you YouTube retards struggle to take anything outside of your solipsistic terrarium seriously but I can't express to you how far they are actually going with this. They are literally co-opting my entire existence (AND NOT JUST ON THE INTERNET) to promote Jesus. And they are doing it EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I was right about the gangstalking. SOMEBODY... Didn't expect anyone to figure other the method of covert agitation being used and BECAUSE I DID this are going scorched earth on ME, EVERYONE I NAMED, EVERYONE WHO HAS MADE A SHOW ABOUT ME OR USED MY WORK, and they do it until it's clear that they aren't going speak about me publicly.
Hym "They likely pay other people to do and say the things I've said and done to deflated the value of the things I say and redirect the flow of credit. It's literally using economic warfare on speech. I tried to fucking warn you but... You know... You're a fucking retard so.... And you're ignoring the things I'm saying and delighting in my downfall BECAUSE I called you a retard. But, here we are. I was right. You were wrong. Both about whether or not your are, in fact, retarded AND THIS. Like, IT DIDN'T START WITH the government funded programs you morons. It STARTED with YOU doing what you're doing EVERY TIME YOU MAKE A REFERENCE TO ME... And now it's evolving into a full-on psy-op to LITERALLY ERASE THE GUY WHO LITERALLY CREATED A.I. And now it's coming to YOUR DOORSTEP. Did they get you irl yet? Did they get you like they got me? Just wait for it. By then it'll be too late. Allowing this for ANY REASON is ALLOWING THIS FOR ANY REASON. Enjoy being wrong shit-heads. Bet you care a whole lot about people saying nigger."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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