Definitions by Hym Iam
Jew
Hym "I can't think of a Jew joke... I actually don't know much about Judaism, now that I think about it... They think they are chosen by God and that wearing a little hat makes a reality monster happy. Ha! Hey, remember when we all sat idly by, butthole aquiver, while a crazy person was about to hammer a bunch of retards to death? *Sigh*😌 Good times.... "
Uniquely Charming
I didn't say this two days ago. The guy with 128 PhDs isn't making a reference to the thing I said in front of the only person who knows about my "monk with rosary beads". I'm clearly a paranoid schizophrenic. That's what's happening here. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and the thing that is happening isn't happening. I just think it's happening.
Hym "Yes, I'm clearly a paranoid Schizophrenic. Just a uniquely charming paranoid schizophrenic Nianfo Buddhist monk with rosary beads.... Yep... That's what's happening..."
Uniquely Charming by Hym Iam July 5, 2022
Russian Doll
A good show about this kind of sleazy Jew chick who gives off Janus Joplin vibes and gets stuck in a groundhogs day type situation. The second second has a severely underutilized Sharlto Copley. That's a waste of a perfectly good Sharlto Copley.
Hym "Yeah, I see you Russian Doll. You can go fuck yourself. Not a paranoid Schizophrenic. I don't like the parallel you drew there. I did like the show though...."
Russian Doll by Hym Iam July 5, 2022
Friends
Hym "You know what this chick said to me the other day? She said 'If you don't agree with me on abortion, we aren't friends.' MY response to that statement is 'We weren't friends in the first place. You are in love with Tyrone and I'm HIS 'friend' and you associate with me because I associate with him.' My stance on this should have been made clear by now. Be friends with the niggas you fucked instead of me. And if killing babies is better then not have sex then A LOT of things are better than not having sex. You know and I know that we were not friends."
Insanity
Hym "This is a quote about insanity. I know and remember who said it. Do you? It's not really about denying them credit but I suppose that's something I could do if I was petty. But no. I just don't think I'll tell you. It's a good quote though. Something to contemplate. There are a lot of things to contemplate, now that I think about it... Hey, contemplating things is kind of fun... Huh... Well, off to do a thing now..."
2 things
Hym "...Hahaha!"
Iam "Oh! Before we go, 2 things: To answer your question about 'what we imitate,' the thing we imitate is 'the thing that creates the world with articulated thought.' I don't know if you were leaving it open for dramatic effect or if you genuinely don't know the answer but, yeah... And about the postmodernist assertion that the impetus behind our action is the drive to power. The reason the is no articulated counter argument is that he his correct. But only situationally. That is a thing that people do, sometimes. That's what you haven't seemed to learn yet. There is no 'We.' There is only 'You (in aggregate)' I think it's a bit of a projection on his part. So, yeah, that's the response. 'Situationally but not in general.' "
Iam "Oh! Before we go, 2 things: To answer your question about 'what we imitate,' the thing we imitate is 'the thing that creates the world with articulated thought.' I don't know if you were leaving it open for dramatic effect or if you genuinely don't know the answer but, yeah... And about the postmodernist assertion that the impetus behind our action is the drive to power. The reason the is no articulated counter argument is that he his correct. But only situationally. That is a thing that people do, sometimes. That's what you haven't seemed to learn yet. There is no 'We.' There is only 'You (in aggregate)' I think it's a bit of a projection on his part. So, yeah, that's the response. 'Situationally but not in general.' "
Banned
Hahahahaha, yeah, I saw that. That's fucking hilarious. I still think it should be "Allen." You know? Because "Elliot" isn't the male equivalent to "Ellen." Still, fucking hilarious.
Hym "You know, that's what I meant by 'there's a type of situational irony that can only be appreciated by something that sees everything.' You just now got banned for 'dead naming' (even though her tits getting chopped off is old news) and I just finished 'Umbrella Academy.' Strange coincidink, no? But I knew they were going to make it a whole thing. And they did. 'It's not Vanya anymore. It's Viktor. It's ALWAYS been Viktor.' No, the fuck, it has not. It has not ALWAYS been Viktor. I was there. I know because I wanted to give Vanya a pounding. But that would be gay now so, thanks humanity, for ruining everything. Anywho, that might have to be one of my rules. Rule 3: Double down on everything (Because fuck that guy and his kids). That's a message we can all appreciate and as a model for emulation I approve of and condone all logical conclusions that can be derived from this rule. Hahaha!"