Definitions by Hym Iam
Gynpathocentric
Iam "Hey, wouldn't feminism be considered 'Gynpathocentric?' "
Hym *with a mouth full of lo mein* "Hmm?" *Slurp* "No."
Iam "What? Why not?"
Hym "Cus it would be redundant."
Iam 🤨
Hym "Because emotions are for pussies. It'd be like calling it 'Gynegynecentric.' "
Iam "Heh. Sounds like a Devil fruit."
Hym "HA! It does! What kind of power would you get for eating it?"
Iam "I donno. The ability to self lubricate... But only until you're on your 40's"
Hym "Hahahahaha! The ability to dump out evil little minions that vaguely resemble a man of your choosing and can emulate the man's power."
Iam "Oh shit. That's actually a legitimate power!"
Hym "You're surprised? We're literally a screenwriting genius."
Iam "Heh, well, I wouldn't go that far..."
Hym "Hahahahaha!"
Hym *with a mouth full of lo mein* "Hmm?" *Slurp* "No."
Iam "What? Why not?"
Hym "Cus it would be redundant."
Iam 🤨
Hym "Because emotions are for pussies. It'd be like calling it 'Gynegynecentric.' "
Iam "Heh. Sounds like a Devil fruit."
Hym "HA! It does! What kind of power would you get for eating it?"
Iam "I donno. The ability to self lubricate... But only until you're on your 40's"
Hym "Hahahahaha! The ability to dump out evil little minions that vaguely resemble a man of your choosing and can emulate the man's power."
Iam "Oh shit. That's actually a legitimate power!"
Hym "You're surprised? We're literally a screenwriting genius."
Iam "Heh, well, I wouldn't go that far..."
Hym "Hahahahaha!"
Gynpathocentric by Hym Iam July 13, 2022
Other people
Other people "YoU nEeD tO cArE mOrE aBoUt OtHeR pEoPlE!!!"
Hym "But... YOU'RE 'other people'... You... You want me to care... more about YOU?" 🤨
Other people 😐 "Yes. And do what we want you to do."
Hym 🤨 "You...You see how... Ok. So, to YOU, I'M 'other people.' "
Other people 😐 "And?"
Hym "Sooo... Why don't you try caring more about ME (as other people) and doing what I want YOU to do?"
Other people 🤬 "You're a selfish narcissist!! You need to care more about us!!!"
Hym "So... Jesus Christ 😩+🤦+🤏 So, I start caring about you and doing what you want. At what point do you begin to care about me and start doing what I want?"
Other people 😐
Hym "Is that not a thing that happens?"
Other people "Not everything needs to be about you." 😐
Hym "Will anything EVER be about me?"
Other people 😐
Hym "............... Just going to fuckin stand there and look at me, huh? When do 'other people' start to care about me?"
Other people 😐
Hym "Yeah, ok... Alright... Um... Yeah, I don't know what to say here... I... I don't see what I have to gain from caring about you."
Other people"You're egocentric."
Hym 🤦 "That's... That's not a response to the thing I said... Ok. I don't see this going anywhere. No. I'm not doing that."
Hym "But... YOU'RE 'other people'... You... You want me to care... more about YOU?" 🤨
Other people 😐 "Yes. And do what we want you to do."
Hym 🤨 "You...You see how... Ok. So, to YOU, I'M 'other people.' "
Other people 😐 "And?"
Hym "Sooo... Why don't you try caring more about ME (as other people) and doing what I want YOU to do?"
Other people 🤬 "You're a selfish narcissist!! You need to care more about us!!!"
Hym "So... Jesus Christ 😩+🤦+🤏 So, I start caring about you and doing what you want. At what point do you begin to care about me and start doing what I want?"
Other people 😐
Hym "Is that not a thing that happens?"
Other people "Not everything needs to be about you." 😐
Hym "Will anything EVER be about me?"
Other people 😐
Hym "............... Just going to fuckin stand there and look at me, huh? When do 'other people' start to care about me?"
Other people 😐
Hym "Yeah, ok... Alright... Um... Yeah, I don't know what to say here... I... I don't see what I have to gain from caring about you."
Other people"You're egocentric."
Hym 🤦 "That's... That's not a response to the thing I said... Ok. I don't see this going anywhere. No. I'm not doing that."
Other people by Hym Iam July 13, 2022
Not that I'm not flattered...
Hym "Not that I'm not flattered... But I would like to be paid for that 🤷 I don't think that's unfair. I did always say that I would be narcissistic Superman. And now I am. I am the Homelander and I can do what ever the fuck I want."
Not that I'm not flattered... by Hym Iam July 12, 2022
Hym "Me? Yeah, I'm literally the Homelander... Like, the guy who tells the actor what to say took a thing that I wrote and he said it. The guy that told him to say the line got paid to write dialogue. He did not write the dialogue. I wrote the dialogue. I would like a creative consultant credit and compensation. This is supposed to be for fun. Not so that Hollywood writers don't have to do their jobs."
Woman
If I was this I could literally get paid to pretend to be a house cat... A house cat that gets fucked by its owner.... That's beastiality... Gross...
Woman "Look at my tits. Give me all your money."
Man "Ok!"
Hym "Hey! I have tits too! What about me!?"
Man and Woman 🤨🤨
Hym 😐
Man and Woman 🤨🤨
Hym 😑 "You know what? Screw it. 🔨 Give me the money. Give it!"
Woman "...... What the hell was that?"
Man "Don't worry my queen! I'll go make more money to give you!"
Man "Ok!"
Hym "Hey! I have tits too! What about me!?"
Man and Woman 🤨🤨
Hym 😐
Man and Woman 🤨🤨
Hym 😑 "You know what? Screw it. 🔨 Give me the money. Give it!"
Woman "...... What the hell was that?"
Man "Don't worry my queen! I'll go make more money to give you!"
Tragedian
Oh, holy shit it IS a word! I didn't know this was I thing until just now. I'm probably technically on of these. You should be paying me.
Aeschylus the Tragedian "It is easy, when we are in prosperity, to give advice to the afflicted"
Hym "Yeah... That's a good point 🤔.... Now, how easy is it going to be for you to hand over that wallet?"
Aeschylus the Tragedian "Wal... Let?"
Hym "Ah, shit... Yeah, you're a past guy... You got like a bag of coins or something?" *Digging though Aeschylus' pockets*
Aeschylus the Tragedian "I say! Unhand me!"
Hym "Gah! Nothing! Where's the prosperity asshole!?"
Aeschylus the Tragedian "I am but a humble tragedian."
Hym "Pft! Useless! You're a useless, that's what you are! Get out! Get... Get the fuck outta here!" *Shoves Aeschylus*
Aeschylus the Tragedian "Well I never..."
Hym "GET OUTTA HERE! Robe wearing sissy!" *Throws rocks*
Hym "Yeah... That's a good point 🤔.... Now, how easy is it going to be for you to hand over that wallet?"
Aeschylus the Tragedian "Wal... Let?"
Hym "Ah, shit... Yeah, you're a past guy... You got like a bag of coins or something?" *Digging though Aeschylus' pockets*
Aeschylus the Tragedian "I say! Unhand me!"
Hym "Gah! Nothing! Where's the prosperity asshole!?"
Aeschylus the Tragedian "I am but a humble tragedian."
Hym "Pft! Useless! You're a useless, that's what you are! Get out! Get... Get the fuck outta here!" *Shoves Aeschylus*
Aeschylus the Tragedian "Well I never..."
Hym "GET OUTTA HERE! Robe wearing sissy!" *Throws rocks*
Sneak
Surprise attack or sucker punch.
Hym "Oh, yeah, was that guy seriously going to try and sneak me when I went to shake his hand? That is hilarious! All because his fat wife was giving me the googly eyes. I don't even want to fuck your fat wife. You should have kept your bitch mouth shut about my weiner. Why? Because if you believed what you said about me you wouldn't be worried about me fucking your wife. Which I could do. Easily. Wouldn't even have to try. How do I know? Because I wasn't even trying I'm the first place and now look at where we are. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"