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Let’s assume it isn’t wrong. Who should have to be the slave?

Hym “What makes slavery wrong? Well, to find out why, let’s assume that it isn’t. If slavery isn’t wrong, then who should be the slave? I vote you. Now, you’re not going to want to be the slave. So I’m going to have to violence you pretty good to get you to be that (a slave). But the violence isn’t a permanent solution to the problem here (the problem being ‘You not wanting to be a slave). So I need to use violence initially (to get you to become a slave) and then I have to use the threat of future violence to get you to continue being a slave. And this will continue to be the case, indefinitely. But the problem of you not wanting to be a slave remains. So, what do you do about it? Well, you dwell on it. Ruminate, if you will (Like a school shooter), and you realize ‘If he can use violence on me, I can use violence on him. I die either way and if I die I don’t have to be a slave anymore. He can’t increase the amount of violence he uses to keep me in line (or he will no longer have an effective slave).’
So, why is slavery wrong? Is it because people have ‘intrinsic worth?’ Of course not! People are almost completely interchangeable with one another. Especially when it comes to labor. And even more so when it comes to men. Look at how all of the low income jobs are structured! So, am I willing to risk future violence to improve my own life? Yes. And so is Jordan. Would they do it to me if they could? Probably. Jordan loves to hoist people with their own petard. So why is it wrong? Well, I wouldn’t like it if it was happening to me... And by that logic, what makes ANYTHING wrong? That you wouldn’t want it to happen to you? If that were the case, the enforced schizophrenia would inarguably wrong. The women fucking a retard behind your back would be wrong. The withholding of actionable information would be wrong. The firing for breaking the rules while other people are being shielded from being fired for breaking the rules would be wrong. You wouldn’t want any of that to happen to you. So it can’t be that... Otherwise I’ve been deeply wronged by a ton of people! That’s no good.... Hmmm... this is a stumper!”
Slavery by Hym Iam October 4, 2022
Did he put his finger on it or did I put his dead finger on it?
Hym “I mean... Freud didn’t say that the broader community was affected (effected? Son of a bitch 🤦 ♂️ I really have to learn the difference) by a combination of Oedipal complex and Narcissism though... I did. 💀👉 Boop! That’s me moving his dead finger and booping the problem on the nose. Boop! See that? Boop!”
Freud by Hym Iam October 4, 2022
Oh? The atheists lost? Who did they lose to?.... or... To whom did the lose?
Hym “It was me. They lost to me. But that’s ok I beat everyone! Hurray me! Hahahahahahahaa!”
Lost by Hym Iam October 4, 2022

Main Character Syndrome

That’s what your entire interpretation of the Bible is tainted by.
Hym “Main Character Syndrome. The idea that you are the protagonist of the story or that you should be the main character. Is that how you’re acting? And that’s what I mean about ‘Only telling half the story.’ Because you’re not just the person who nobly endures the suffering at the hands of the mob. You’re not just the person who’s called forth to adventure. You’re the mob that demands God’s angels be given to them. You’re the horde that rends Jesus asunder. The tyrant the needs to be taught a lesson by having his kid slaughtered. I mean... are your REALLY the Abraham? Are you REALLY emulating Christ? Or are you just acting?”
Yeah again you’re comparing apples to oranges.

Hym “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I wasn’t trying to steal credit for your work! I didn’t expect anything to come from this. You’re refusal to accept the fact that this all happened in stages is totally unreasonable. And that’s the difference.
You ARE trying to do that (steal credit) Jordan. I started out just writing for fun. I was bored at work, watching YouTube, and writing down the things I had recently learned that I thought were interesting. I was even trying to adopt and act out your bullshit ethical system. But deep down I was miserable. Trapped in this thankless job that essentially amounted to catering and contributing to some disabled kids juvenile utopia. In your narcissistic rage (in response to perceived slight), you’ve decided to arbitrate right and wrong and enact your vengeance upon me (in spite of your proposed ethic) and, much like your interpretation of the Bible, you’re ignoring half the story. And I can just as easily say that it’s convenient for you that you’re the one who show go unpunished instead of me? If you’re doing the same thing I did... and I’m being punished... then should you not also be punished? And the logic applies to the retard fucking situation here. If I’m breaking the rules, and the management is writing me up and posting notes telling me to follow the rules... should the other people who are breaking the rules also be receiving these notes and write-ups? Should they not be hired as well? And what’s the criteria for discrimination? Is it gendered? Sounds like it is. Sounds like that’s exactly what happened there. Men woman don’t want to fuck have to follow the rules and women get to do whatever they want. Double standard concretized. In theory and in act.”
Credit by Hym Iam October 4, 2022

JK Rowling 

Staunchly religious.
Hym “Norm Macdonald blew up at a comedian (while he was hosting a game show) for insinuating that JK Rowling wasn’t religious claiming that she was staunchly religious and that she can be quoted (and I’m paraphrasing) saying that if you can’t see the religious iconography that aren’t really watching. Leave it to what’s-his-face to not know what he’s talking about... Again... And he’s crying because he feels bad for himself not because he’s just oh so compassionate.”
JK Rowling by Hym Iam September 30, 2022

Yeah, no 

Hym “Yeah, no you’re right. It’s better for everyone if a crybaby bitch and a charlatan and his friends get credit for my ideas instead of me. That’s better for everyone (but me) because that way they’ll all be elevated beyond their station instead of me getting the credit that I (and I alone) deserve. I don’t have a successful dad to sponge off of like a parasite so it’s better for some dumb slut’s dad to take credit for my shit. Yeah, that’s how things should be. That’s great.”
Yeah, no by Hym Iam September 30, 2022