Incest

And the incest as it relates to religion isn't whether ot not incest is right or wrong...

Hym "The claim being made is that ONLY incest is right and that prostitution, causal sex, amd porn are wrong."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

Your cage

Yup, this is the part 4 I was alluding to earlier... IS it alluding? Is that the right word? I know I'm not like an award winning screenwriter or anythung but I just can't think of a better word to use..."

God "Oh your me? Oh my me. That sounds funny... But, no, yeah... The hot ones are hot and then the other ones are, like, less hot based on how close they are to the hot ones. It's like a relativity thing I'm trying... It's good."

Lucifer "Mm... Fantastic. So your orbs just sit there?"

God "Nah I'm just tossing these motherfuckers all over the place... Just slanging em..."

Lucifer "What's a moth- You know what? I don't even care. Ok. They spin, you throw them... The hot ones are hot. Got it."

God "They're not JUST hot. They shoot out little mini-orbs that bounce offa everything. That's how they get the other orbs hot."

Lucifer "Great."

God "Yup... And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones."

Lucifer "And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones and the mini-orbs bounce off them... because why would they not?"

God "Wha- no the mini-orbs can't bounce off the suction ones! They suck too hard. So, like, the mini-orbs can't get out of the suction."

Lucifer "Hoooooooo.... Hooo... Oh man... Mm... ✊️ I... am very angry with you right now and I'm sensing that you can feel it... Do you feel that right now? My rage. Boiling over."

God "Uhuh. Throw an orb. It'll make you feel better. Look. Look what happens when one of the hot ones hits the suction ones. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo. Or, waitwaitwait, two of the suction ones. Hohohohohohoho! Cool right!?"

Lucifer "Don't. Just... don't... Enjoy your cage!"

God "Aw come on, don't be mad... Oh well... Pew pew, bwomp... Orbs..."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Nah

Not doing any of that shit. The plan remains the same.

Hym "Nah, I'm not trying to change your mind. I already told you what is going to happen and what you were going to do. The surprise isn't in your response; it's in the fact that I was right. Good job me. GoOd JoB oThEr Me!"

by Hym Iam June 08, 2022

Hell

I’ll see you there.

Hym “I’ll see you in hell. My only regret will be that I won’t live to watch you act out the lie.”

by Hym Iam October 20, 2022

100% sure

Oh! That I'm better than everyone!

Hym "I forgot that one. 100% sure I'm better than everyone. There..." 😮 💨

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

Maybe to somebody but definitely not in comparison to you

A good response (situationally) to things. It's good it sounds good.

Hym "Maybe to somebody but definitely not in comparison to you. Do you believe in talking donkeys? Yes? Yeah, see that's why you shouldn't be directing statements like that at me."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 01, 2024