Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "So, let me get this straight... You are an atheist... And you believe everyone gets a singular wave of experiential reality... And you (as the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable thought) want mine... To be my own self-described Truman Show-esque hell? BOY OH BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! Where oh where can I find the Christian God? OPE! THERE HE IS! YOU SEE HIM!? HEY WISECRACKED, YOU SEE EM? YOU SEE THE CHRISTIAN GOD THAT DOESN'T EXIST? Hold on... I'll get you a mirror... Now go ahead and keep admonishing God for arbitrarily condemning people you don't to hell! In the context of what you're doing? Do you get it!? Do you get the joke!? Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Right!? Cus you'd do it too if you had the power you bald bitch! HAHAHAHAHAHA! THERE! I EXPLAINED IT FOR YOU! DOES THAT COULD AS EVIDENCE!? HA!"
by Hym Iam March 6, 2023
Get the Atheistmug. Hym "Speaking of fulfilment.... Didn't I name you? Didn't I name you once in relationship to the guys I suspected might be responsible for the stalking of... me? Is you getting a job the direct result of me doing that? They reached out to you because I wrote a thing... Like a Hym diversity hire. Is that what happened? I guess we can just chalk that up on the list of things I should be getting credit for but am not. Thanks for paying it forward. I appreciate it."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
Get the Fulfilmentmug. 
Get the Subject Access Requestmug. Hym "That's ✌️✊️✌️the deal✌️✊️✌️ and that isn't an actual deal. AND it isn't how hostage situations work. You give up something to get the hostages back... Or you don't get the hostages back."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the The Dealmug. Oh, by the way, you don't call him daddy do you? Please... Please tell me that you don't. It would be funny if you did. Borderline hilarious. But, it would make me sad...
Hym "Yeah, I couldn't do it. I told you about the time the brothel madam tried to set me up with her friend (who shared my mothers name), right? That shit just kind of weirded me out, you know? So, eventually this chick gets engaged, right? She's a project director at a different program (because it's not a home for the retards, it's a "program"), right? Why is a project director being scheduled to work at another project director's program for 1 hour when there is only 1 crip-er 'client'? Well, the crappable is attached to a fat meaty dickle, of course. To cheat on her fiance with one of the retards. So... I donno... Is that a win or a loss for me?
Hym "Yeah, I couldn't do it. I told you about the time the brothel madam tried to set me up with her friend (who shared my mothers name), right? That shit just kind of weirded me out, you know? So, eventually this chick gets engaged, right? She's a project director at a different program (because it's not a home for the retards, it's a "program"), right? Why is a project director being scheduled to work at another project director's program for 1 hour when there is only 1 crip-er 'client'? Well, the crappable is attached to a fat meaty dickle, of course. To cheat on her fiance with one of the retards. So... I donno... Is that a win or a loss for me?
Cus it's definitely a loss for the fiance... I mean, she's got 4 kids. One of which is disabled. He has probably bought them school clothes at some point by now. Does he not have a right to know? Should I tell them? Let's go to the boyfriends. Tell them: Your dick is small so you're social worker girlfriends (who are (second only to nurses) statistically more likely to cheat) are fucking one of the retards at the programs. Hey, remember the day she told you 'No, actually I have to go to this other house for a training shift'? That was the exact day she fucked him. Got her little pussy stretched. By a retard. Only one of them consented to it. Can you guess who? Give you a hint. The retard is legally incompetent and, therefore, couldn't have consented. Still don't know? It was YOUR WIFE! YOUR WIFE FUCKED A RETARD BEHIND YOUR BACK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Ho! That. is. rich. Damn... Alright... I'm going to bed. Tell Jordan I said 'Hi'... And not the one you're thinking of but the other one."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. Hym "My Satan within is perfectly under control but ignoring the Satan without is how you get your government usurped by charlatans."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2022
Get the Satanmug. I am this right now.... In addition to being Hym... But I'm always Hym.... So that isn't really noteworthy....
Hym "How would I describe myself right now? Irate. I mean, an entire ethic that revolves truth and here I am not being told the truth because it would result in someone getting something they 'don't deserve.' and what makes it social Lysenkoism is that you're actually trying to enforce it over there by way of privation and a pretty huge lie of omission. 'It'S fOr YoUr OwN gOoD!' No the fuck it isn't. It's the exact opposite."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2022
Get the Iratemug.