No

Nooo... It doesn't have anything to do with you doing to me what I'm doing to you. And I can prove it! Want to see me prove it? Ok. Here we go!
Idiot "Ah! Oh, he... Hello... Do I know y..."

Hym "Do know of Dr. Jordan B. Peterson?"

Idiot "Um.. no."

Hym "Well then YOU are appropriately named you stupid fucking pig!

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Idiot "Ow! Stop poking me in the face repeatedly!"

Hym "Dr. Jordan B Peterson is on YouTube. He's brilliant! He used to be a professor of psychology as Harvard and the university of Toronto and he recorded all of his classes and put them online! That's like 10 years worth of free psychology lectures! He also has a biblical series where he breaks down the psychological significance of the bible! He's helped millions of people improve their lives! He also does interviews with some of the greatest thinkers of our time! While making reference to some of the greatest thinkers of ALL time! Like Friedrich Nietzsche, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Carl Jung, and ME! Your's truly! Hym Iam!"
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Idiot "Ow! St... Stop it!"

Hym "Now go, Idiot! Go subscribe to his YouTube channel! Do it now! Give him all of your money! It's the only way to stop yourself from being a stuuuupid fucking idiot forever!"
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Idiot "St... Ok! I'll..."

Hym "NOT FAST ENOUGH! Give it! Give me your phone! I'll subscribe for you!"
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Š *Tackles to the ground and reaches in idiot's pocket* ๐Ÿคณ
Idiot "Get... Get off me! Stop! Give that back!"
*Sitting on Idiot's chest in full-mount*
Hym "No! You need this!!! I will save you from your ignorance! VIEW IT! VIEW THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY GOODNESS!!!"
๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿ˜–
Idiot "Stop! Please!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2022
mugGet the Nomug.

The state

Do not get to tell me when I retire. I have rights.
Hym "The state is not giving me my rights. I'm not paying until you make those fucks using my work pay. The contract has been violated. Pay up now."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2025
mugGet the The statemug.

Sexlessness

It's not their morale that's the problem though, is it?
Hym "But the sexlessness isn't the result of a lack of morale... It's a result of a 'women shouldn't fuck broke niggas' policy that undermines the fact that what constitutes broke is 90% of the population."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2023
mugGet the Sexlessnessmug.

Heresy and Hate Speech

That should be the name of my biography!
Hym "So I do the Heresy and Hate Speech... And then I take a big fat shart right in shitty kid's faces... And then I create the AI... And then you breeder vermin just fucking stew in it... You just stew in my fucking shart fumes... Maybe give your kids face a rinse... But ACTUALLY... ACTUALLY that isn't what happened... What happened was a combination of 'nothing' and 'that guy didn't actually make AI thought it was just a global conspiracy to mock and gaslighting him because... Um... Because it's funny, right?' And then Suchir Balaji kills himself because he can't stand to live in the delusional nightmare you've all created and the Palestinians get ethnically cleansed because it's better to fight and lose than it is to allow hates speech to go unpunished except you're not an authority and your don't have the authority to punish anyone... You're just a fucking retard in comparison to the guy who created AI... Yes."
by Hym Iam December 27, 2024
mugGet the Heresy and Hate Speechmug.

A.I. Art

Shut up, Cody it's in it's infancy. You're berating a toddler because it's art isn't good enough to put up on the fridge.
Hym "Ok, yeah I'm hear a lot of complaints about the A.I. art drawing too many appendages and what not... I mean, you shits sure are getting a lot of milage out of it for how much you bitch about it.... Hmmm... It's conceptualization of nouns is off... Maybe a lack of specificity in the definitions it's been given? Like, Human: Bipedal primate with 2 arms, 2 legs, 10 fingers, and 10 toes... And 1 big fat cock... Sometimes. I don't know. That shouldn't be hard to fix. It's doing that with appendages specifically, like, a lot though... Oh! Maybe split it's conceptualization of nouns into concrete and peripheral elements. You're getting a lot of 'Anything can be anything' and it's downstream of liberal thought... Which is why you were getting Blacl pope before.... Are you getting black pope still? Did you change it after I said something? Huh? So, like, the number of limbs and fingers and stuff would be part of the concrete elements of a people and things like hair color or style or skin color would be peripheral elements. It should be like... A character creation menu in a video game. It should have a template for concepts like 'car' and 'people' and then it should be able to build on those templates in a way that's consistent with the prompts.... Yeah, I don't know. I haven't even used the fucking thing yet! I haven't even been credited for it yet! But no. It isn't the A.I. it's the people. And it passes the fucking Turing test now what more do you fucking people want!?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
mugGet the A.I. Artmug.

Tricky Nixon

Yeah! He gets it!
Hym "Tricky Nixon! Wooo!"
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
mugGet the Tricky Nixonmug.

You vs You

But only because you fucking suck you bum.
Hym "No it's isn't you vs you. It's only you vs you so you can avoid losing to me. But you suck and are a bum. You have already lost to me. I created AI. You couldn't have won. Your God couldn't have even won. I was better. And it wasn't a matter of opinion. It wasn't a matter of preference. You were worse."
by Hym Iam February 09, 2025
mugGet the You vs Youmug.