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Definitions by Hym Iam

Ah! Look at him! He's trying to do what I'm going but he's not as good as me! Look at em! Ahahahahahahahaha! Nobody want to listen to you shit-brain! Nah go ahead. Go head and use your money to make em. Only I am allow to do that idiot! Ahahahahahahaha!
Hym "Flooded huh? Aaahahahahahahahahaaaa!"
Flooded by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Helluva Boss

Right? And it's the invader zim guy too. That's tight.
Hym "Yeah I started Helluva boss too."
Helluva Boss by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Girlfriend 

Passive aggressive attacks and you using my vernacular... The world is basically my girlfriend at this point....
Hym "Hahaha! You're practically my girlfriend! Come on honey, throw daddy some booty."
Girlfriend by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Suicidality 

That OR faux suiciality is trendy again like it was in the ealy to mid 2000s (2003-2009)
Hym "And what's the metric you are using to measure this suicidality? Is it self-reporting? Of based on attempt?"
Suicidality by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
Oh? What is this I see? Did someone do what I told them again and is now out of the cage instead of in the cage? So that's you and Bill Cosby, nkw. Look at how easy lawyers have it. Megyn wants to talk shit all the God damn time.... Even Joe could be a fucking lawyer with how easy that shit is. MULLIGAN RETRACTED! I WAS right INITIALLY and AM always right. Too easy. It's just too fucking easy.
Hym "Ope! Look who's out of the cage! Immediately after I said the thing that (in theory) gets him out of the cage. It's too easy. You know, I gave you a chance to get out on your own but it was starting to look like you weren't going to do it. You're lucky I didn't leave you in there to rot for making me look wrong."
Out by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

Dishonesty 

Alright so dishonesty. You can be a "Dishonest" person. Right. Like, in general. Right? So that could be considered a personality trait. Right? So the "Dishonesty" dimension would be split into the sub dimensions of Intellectual dishonesty (deceptive wordplay or sophistry) and Overt dishonesty (compulsive lying or lying for sport). And I imagine it would be linked to low conscientiousness... Yeah... That sounds about right... but I'm pretty low in that so it's strange that I'm hyper honest... I don't know how I would reconcile that... Fuck it. I'm the exception to all rules. Nevermind me. It's probably conscientiousness.
Hym "Yeah... Dishonesty... Whatever..."
Dishonesty by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

"Better" Freedom 

See, it's not like hedonistic freedom. It's better! Because instead of doing the thing that you want to do... You do the thing that I THINK people (in general) SHOULD do. It's like, instead of using your OWN will... You use MY will instead... Like, if you want to do a thing that I don't want you to do... You should not be able to do it... And I'm not talking about the laws that are negotiated by elected representatives... What I'm talking about is MY will being superordinate to that of the individual in a sort of universalized ethic that is imposed on everyone... For their own good...
Hym "And it seems to be the case that a lot of business owners think like this. 'Yeah, I love people but do you know what would male people even better? They'd be better if they lived in accordance with MY will instead of their own. Like, if I wrote a mission statement and then everyone just does that.... Or they starve.... You know? Doesn't that sound great!?' And it's funny to see Jordan try to make me 'dance for my supper' (Thanks wisecracked) because he thinks he's proving a point by bringing all of these guests on that promulgate propositions that are analogous to the propositions I've made in the past but all he's managed to do is prove MY POINT! Instead of the one he's trying to make about me not being important or necessary. Because, at a certain point, it doesn't matter how hard you work or how good you are... At a certain point an arbitration is made as to who is promoted and who is not. THAT is why he needs the hierarchy of dcaooummtiphneoatrneicntecye! So that HE can remain the decider of who goes up and who stays down. He decides how they are framed to be viewed by his viewers (who can't think and will accept the frame he imposes). That's his "Better" Freedom. It's freedom except what happens to you is what OUGHT to happen to you according to HIM.... And not ME Hym but HIM him."
"Better" Freedom by Hym Iam February 14, 2023