So you do have a 'you have to get angry over my kids mandate!' We can all just say the opposite of everything else (ad infinitum) until I say 'Nah you gotta get angry about my thing and get the fucking infection out of my head.'
Hym "See! You ARE demanding that I help you torture people in the name of your kids you fuck. Regardless of whether or not the women fuck (which they aren't) and regardless of whether or not you're all fucking bigots. It's more 'but what about muh kids' and when I say the fucking opposite like you have been doing to me for 2 years straight and say 'what about me?' It's someone doesn't render the point moot. The hostage taking isn't a fucking reaction, it's the status quo. And nobody told me that you own my fucking soul from birth and that I have to help you protect your kids regardless of whether or not you fucks do anything for me and then one of your retard pedo hunter goes off all half cocked and gets THE WRONG FUCKING GUY AND A 12-13 YEAR OLD... Ope, well we own your mind now too. ALSO AD INFINITUM. No. That's an opinion that you have and my anger is reserved for my thing until you pay the fucking protection fee bitch. KATON: RACKETEERING REFLECTION NO JUTSU!!!"
by Hym Iam July 05, 2025
Get the That's an opinion that you havemug. Hym "Except I didn't molest a retard or rape anybody. I have nothing to feel bad about. Kendra, on the otherhand, does. I won't ever be sorry. Whether or not I get the credit I deserve isn't contingent on that but whether or not a little girl gets to experience fat-cock bliss is. What I did instead was create AI and become the greatest writer who has ever lived. What you're doing is taking revenge on someone who didn't accost you and it reeks of someone who got raped and is fucked in the head because of it. And now that all those kids are dead explicitly because of you, you're worse than literally any rapist. You're like a mass murder who also manufactured a mental illness."
by Hym Iam March 02, 2025
Get the What you're doingmug. Acronym for "My favorite part of the last year" or a term of endearment for your friend Potly. Mutha Fuggin Potly.
MFPOTLY was watching her break. Watching the smug defiance that had become a mainstay in our relationship turn into frustration, anger, and silence. The shock on her face when I pulled back in disgust at her touch slowing turning into a look of defeat was priceless. Priceless and absolutely worthless all at the same time.
by Hym Iam January 12, 2022
Get the MFPOTLYmug. No there is a list of things to do and not do. The point of the religion is to get people to do it. It was enforced by the sword for centuries.
Hym "You're conflating the theoretical positive effects it may have and the good people who engage in the practice with the religion itself. You're just trying to get tour greedy fingers on the moral authority of God. Liberalize the religion so your values have the backing of a creator deity EXPLICITLY TO CONTROL THE AMOUNT RADICALIZATION. You are worse than every Red-pill sophist. No matter how much hatred they have in their hearts, no matter toxic they are... There is just as much evidence that the red pill shit-heads are correct in their assessment of women... As there is evidence for the positive benefits of religion."
Atheist plant "But toxic vs good though! Hatred! HaAaAaAatred! Hate bad!"
Hym "The hatred is not the first link in the antecedent chain. Negative experience -> Hatred -> Articulation -> Substantiation. And toxicity isn't worse for society that alcohol or sugar."
Atheist plant "But I'm gonna broaden toxicity INTO alcohol though!"
Hym "Both are allowed and fine."
Atheist plant "But toxic vs good though! Hatred! HaAaAaAatred! Hate bad!"
Hym "The hatred is not the first link in the antecedent chain. Negative experience -> Hatred -> Articulation -> Substantiation. And toxicity isn't worse for society that alcohol or sugar."
Atheist plant "But I'm gonna broaden toxicity INTO alcohol though!"
Hym "Both are allowed and fine."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
Get the Controlmug. Hey, Michael... Michael do one on Havana Syndrome... Do one on the thing... Looklooklook, I'm you! I'm YOU Michael!
Michael Iam "Is Havana Syndrome a bleak and dystopian attempt at covering up the weaponized schizophrenia Hym Iam from Urban Dictionary warned us about OR... IS THE SOLUTION... My leftist fucking political nonsense? Because that's all I do, right? I just ask 'Is it this or is it that' questions. Is it THIS or is it THAT? Who knows!? What a fucking mystery! We can't possibly draw any concrete conclusions and we CERTAINLY can't act on our ethical presuppositions. So... Something-Something liberal ink-poop! Watch as the bodies pile up because everyone is too stupid and stubborn to admit that a *insert euphemism for bad person* was RIGHT and that we were WRONG and are basically retarded in comparison to Hym! Tune in for our next episode of Wisecracked so I can feint ignorance while people needlessly suffer. Something-something... See you next time." 😘👍
by Hym Iam April 05, 2024
Get the Wisecrackedmug. Hym "It doesn't matter if you're a politician, the president, the richest man in he world... Anyone who has even HEARD of you needs to be slaughtered. Burned. Maimed. Erased. And then your memory needs to be desecrated. There is no investigating happening here."
by Hym Iam December 22, 2024
Get the Investigatingmug. We'Re AfRaId oF cOpYcAtS!!!
Hym "Come on dawg... Really? You're worried about a copycat? Not only does your abject inferiority to me make doing this impossible but no one will ever even have the balls. Ever. Not your son. Not your grandson. Not HIS grandson. And, shit, if they do manage to do it then I guess just give them whatever they want. It's what you're going to do to me." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam April 09, 2023
Get the Copycatmug.