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Making excuses

You see how making excuses is perfectly fine when they do it right?
Hym "No. You're making excuses not to pay me amd I'm going to murder a child if you do not pay. You are saying about me what I said about Noah because you don't like what I said about your fucking incest cult. And that IS IN FACT. What your 'religion' IS. You are a one trick pony. And I did change the world. I created AI literally. Your kids will never do it though. Your kids WILL NOT change the world. I DID. Your kids CAN'T because they suck. You... ALSO SUCK. You're rejecting the validity of words... As you say words to express why you think the words your saying are somehow more important... Even though you're an incest cultist and whether or not the words you are saying are consistent with objective reality... ISN'T A FACTOR WITH YOU. It's not a variable in your calculus regarding whether or not someone is or is not right. So... What is? What makes someone right? Is it 'Well makes people feel good?' Or other people agreeing with it? Because I hate to break it to you but you're not burying your senators because people are disagreeing with me. Do me a favor bald cripple... Read a list of logical fallacies... And then tell me whether or not who you think is right is predicated on one of those fallacies... And then you take your fat ass to your local senator... Tell them to make that retard credit and pay me or I'll murder a child."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
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Payment

That's not how that works.
Hym "I don't care how much you spent, you need to pay me on top of that. How much you spent has not relationship to the payment you owe. You sound like you're lying to a child."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2025
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Controlling

Boy-oh-boy do I feel controlled right now. Just-a-super duper controlled by the people around me. You're making me do all kinds of stuff and keeping everyone safe from me right now. Yup... Just fulfilling your duty to the broader community. Citing the number of times I've been at the gas station does so very much to stop me from doing anything. It's a good thing everyone knows I want to Burger King just before coming to the place I'm at now.
Hym "Man, I am so glad you guys are controlling me! Because now that I'm being controlled by you, you're literally making me do this. You are the driving force. Because YOU are controlling ME by doing the thing you're doing and then loudly reveling the fact that you got me to do a thing that I wasn't already doing. Neato."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2022
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The Stevens

Segal and Crowder. They picked on women yet THERE THEY ARE, JORDAN, STILL JUST FINE.
Hym "I thought the Stevens would take some reputational damage for picking on women but no. Nobody seems to give a shit. I KNOW I DON'T BE THE WOMEN ARE FUCKING THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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Fluid

It isn't the fluid you fucking idiot it is the pressure build up that got worse a year ago due to an inability to drain properly through my lymphatic system. My symptoms are getting worse. The doctor's have been dismissive about it. I cannot afford healthcare. It is a preexisting condition so even insurance would not help me. But you know what would!? Being able to pay out of pocket because I literally created AI!
Hym "You know the problem isn't the damn fluid. So, there is the problem with the liberal atheist. They need to use you as fuel for their collective bargaining so they need you to be enslaved beneath them or they have no weapon against the incest cultists. They want to chain you to themselves so that when they drown, you have to drown with them. They are the desperate grasping hands dragging us all to hell. They can't stop their shitty cancer kid from dying so I have to die with it. But, who did your wife fuck? You and not me. Who created AI. Me and not you. You are perfectly fine with it when it's the other way around. Credit and money or I will give you exactly what you want. You want me to die with your piece of shit kids, I will."
by Hym Iam December 24, 2024
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Do you believe in God?

Sooo.... You don't have to answer the question to resale THE BIBLE... But I have to cite my sources... Or be cudgeled by the concept of schizophrenia... And am a plagiarismer? You're literally called a prophet! And you don't have to say the words "YES I BELIEVE IN GOD" to not be a charlatan!? I don't get to complain about people profiting to the extreme for using my thing? More important than God, this guy, apparently. I have to cite my sources but not this guy? Can you fucking believe that?
Iam "Do you believe in God?"

Hym "Oh, I just realized! It can't be Hell because we told the truth!"

Iam 🤨 "Oh yeaaaahh... Huh... That makes me feel a lot better actually. Thanks! but that doesn't answer the question..."

Hym "What? Oh, yes the law of causality requires it to be real. The next question you would have to ask is 'Is it conscious or unconscious (Like H.P. Lovecraft's Azathoth)?' To which I would respond 'There seem to an observable pattern of behavior and laws and religious text seems to mirror the relationship between the observable world and God by outlining a pattern of behavior and laws."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
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Compelled

People DON'T ACTUALLY NEED TO BE COMPELLED to play "the trans-gender game." People seem perfectly willing to play along. YOU would need to be compelled for YOU to play... But they really didn't need to compel anyone to get these people to go along with it.
Hym "And 'the children' are your excuse to sacrifice my finite (for all you know) and solipsistic existence to your higher-order abstraction. You also accept the NEED for compulsion (of psychopaths). Is society destined to fail because it requires the use of compulsion? I mean, your claim is 'if people need to be compelled that is evidence that what you're doing isn't sustainable.' If that's the case, society isn't an 'iterable game' by your own logic.
by Hym Iam June 2, 2023
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