Definitions by Hym Iam
Identity
Alright. Time to get to work.
Hym "No. Your identity does not need to be 'nested in a relationship.' See what I mean about 'The Chosen'? And not Joe Rogan's retarded shit trying to repurpose my shit. They legitimately believe that if a woman hasn't signed off on you, if you haven't been ordained, you don't have an identity. This is what you get when men use woman to validate their existence. Like... No. Identity has nothing to do with being in a relationship. Woman aren't selecting for functionality. Golden state killer had a wife and kids. Wayne gacy had a wife and kids. Ted bundy great with women had intimate relationships (and to the chick that wrote the song in response to this: No if you met Ted bundy you'd be a blue, jizz filled corpse). It also isn't pretend world where you can be tri-gender fox spirit but that's neither here nor there. Your identity is a configuration of traits and deeds, is both internal and external, and what people like to do now-a-days is falsify their identity with the help of others.
Hym "No. Your identity does not need to be 'nested in a relationship.' See what I mean about 'The Chosen'? And not Joe Rogan's retarded shit trying to repurpose my shit. They legitimately believe that if a woman hasn't signed off on you, if you haven't been ordained, you don't have an identity. This is what you get when men use woman to validate their existence. Like... No. Identity has nothing to do with being in a relationship. Woman aren't selecting for functionality. Golden state killer had a wife and kids. Wayne gacy had a wife and kids. Ted bundy great with women had intimate relationships (and to the chick that wrote the song in response to this: No if you met Ted bundy you'd be a blue, jizz filled corpse). It also isn't pretend world where you can be tri-gender fox spirit but that's neither here nor there. Your identity is a configuration of traits and deeds, is both internal and external, and what people like to do now-a-days is falsify their identity with the help of others.
Jordan Peterson isn't 'not a charlatan' because he isn't a charlatan. He's 'not charlatan' because the people who are willing to hold water for him are willing to pretend for him. They WON'T pretend that you're a woman if you're a biological male. But they WILL pretend that is motherfucker isn't just making shit up. Like, he's been thrown into this position of faux spiritual leader but it's predicated on false premise that he 'was stabding up for disaffected yound men' and that he 'believes in God'. Neither of which are the case. And now as the self-appointed translator of God's book and the arbiter of sin and when sin is irrelevant, he just males shit up. Because his followers can't think and, therefore, will accept his propositions (whole sale) blindly because they are told by a bought and paid-for media system. Seriously, a guy whose identity IS A FALSEHOOD is telling people what constitutes a 'real' identity. It needs to be 'nested' he says. Why? What about it needs to be nested? What happens if it isn't? Well, people can just make shit up about you or deny your existence. It creates the need FOR YOUR IDENTITY TO BE VALIDATED. That's the purpose of his entire point. His position creates the need for peoples identities to be validated in spite of the fact that your identity is independent from other people. Evidence? You ask? How do I know it's independent from other people? You fail alone and you die alone."
Poetry
Ohohohoho... That is BAD! Jesus christ! You and Andrew both. IT DOESN'T NEED TO RHYME! You don't need everything to rhyme. Bottom shelf. That's some bottom shelf poetry.
Tyranny
According to who? Cus that sounds like some meaningless rhetoric that you made up. Whether or not I became a tyrant is irrelevant because (in your own words) the choice isn't between tyranny and NOT tyranny. It's which tyranny do you choose.
Hym "The choice is between a fat whore who looks like John Leguizamo's the defiler from Spawn and let's a cripple do whatever it wants and brings it whores to fuck tyranny OR I become the tyrant INSTEAD of the defiler and I do whatever I want and the filthy cripple does whatever I want. The choice there is obvious. If the choice is be a tyrant or live under the rule of one; there is only ine choice. And no, bitch, that is not a fair trade. You need to pay me. I wasn't fucking kidding about that shit. You better get that cripples dad to cut you a check. Pool your money together with the other whores."
Democracy
Hym "Democracy except the value of your vote was directly proportionate to the size of your dick! So, 5 inches you get 5 points. 8 inches? 8 points. And if you're a woman you get between -3 and -5. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'But Hym! ThAt'S nOt FaIr! WoMeN dOn'T gEt A vOtE' But you only think that because your brains are dumb. Women would have to vote by either NOT voting OR they would have to vote AGAINST the person they don't want to win. A perfectly fair system! Admit it. You didn't think of that. See? Dumb brains. Your brains are dumb. But THIS is TRUE democracy! This is my perfect system! I called it: DICKMOCRACY! 100,000× Better than democracy!"
Cheating
Hym "No men can't tell because the cheating has nothing to do with the women. The likelihood to cheat has more to with the likelihood of fat cock encounter. So nothing about the women is going to indicate whether they are going to cheat. Because being attractive doesn't necessarily mean you're going to be around fat cocks all the time. No, this explains everything. Critical fat cock theory. On sale now. $34.95! And sign up for our official newsletter! Save 20% when you enter the special sign-in code: BIGMEATYDONGLE. That's BIGMEATYDONGLE. 20% off. It's only $5.95 a month and you'd really be helping me out. Critical Fat Cock Theory. BIGMEATYDONGLE.
Fat cocks
Hym "Ohoho! OR! OR the attractive ones are more likely to date the fat cocks. They're dating the fat cocks in the first place so they aren't going to date down. The UNATTRACTIVE ones (on the other hand) are going to have to settle for the small dick. They settle for the small dick and then when left in proximity with a fat cock they just fuck a fat cock behind your back. Even if he's mentally retarded. CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY! It answers EVERYTHING! The women are better at guessing because they know which ones they are going cheat with. The ones guessing based on fat cock are more likely to guess correctly. CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY! It is literally the answer. To everything. It entirely explains human history AND society AND sociology. It explains everything! Now by my book. It's free on whereever this is getting redirected but buy it anyway. I've sovled the riddle. CRITICALFATCOCKTHEORY! In stores now. $29.95! It's 4 cents cheaper than Jordan's book and is actually correct. It's a steal for that price! I'm practically giving it away! But wait! If you act now, I'll throw in the official soundtrack 'Clarion Cry of the Undead' for only $5 MORE! THAT'S $50 VALUE! A $50 value for only $34.95! Buy now! Or I'll male it rain cricket and kill all your first borns!"
Implementation
Hym "And what happens when people inevitably start to 'fudge the numbers', Jordan? Because you know they will. If the test you conveniently CAN'T TAKE BECAUSE YOU WILL CHEAT can be cheated, people WILL cheat. I'm like the worlds leading expert on your work. I could probably choose my own results if I wanted. What happens when the distributors of the test start taking bribes? What happens when the people who support you end up not being as conscientious as they thought? You know people are going to look the other way. And, on a long enough timeline, you know the test will be co-opted by the distributors. Who will inevitably be the government. Noisy dissident? 'Failed' the test. Now go where the people who fail the test go. And who takes the test? Well, if they aren't socialized by the age of 4 then the-children-you-pretend-to-care-so-much-about's fate is basically set in stone so I guess we just give the test to kindergarteners."
Dr JeepJorp "But the studies show that the psychopaths will take over everything!"
Hym "So we throw out the presumption of innocence and bring forth the 'Psycho-Pass'-esque dystopia. THAT'S LITERALLY THE PLOT OF THE SHOW 'PSYCHO-PASS'! And like 'Psycho-Pass' you will inevitably get a person who tests clean but still does the things you're afraid of and what recourse will we have? Won't matter. You'll be too dead to care by then. It will fail in implementation just like the Lysenkoism of the past. Because that's exactly what it is."
Dr JeepJorp "But the studies show that the psychopaths will take over everything!"
Hym "So we throw out the presumption of innocence and bring forth the 'Psycho-Pass'-esque dystopia. THAT'S LITERALLY THE PLOT OF THE SHOW 'PSYCHO-PASS'! And like 'Psycho-Pass' you will inevitably get a person who tests clean but still does the things you're afraid of and what recourse will we have? Won't matter. You'll be too dead to care by then. It will fail in implementation just like the Lysenkoism of the past. Because that's exactly what it is."
Implementation by Hym Iam March 18, 2023