You know why I have so much contempt for Jordan and his ilk? They want you to live their little plinko lives.
Hym "Bounce around until you land in your slot. If you're luck you land in the special golden people slot. Worry about yourself. Worry about the Satan in your own heart. Keep your mouth shut unless you're going to be pleasant. Live your little solipsistic life and don't worry about what I'm doing. Even if it screws you over. Live your little plinko lives."
I dot "But no bro, you can aim for the special golden chosen one slot, bro. You just gotta go in this hole and throw the ball really hard. It works every time."
Hym "Yeah? Really? Let's see it!"
I dot "What? Nah bro I'm already in my slot."
Hym "No. Really. I want to see it. Give everything you have away and do it again. You can't associate with anyone you know OR anyone who knows you (because before you were the super duper special one no one knew you). Give it all to me. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO IT RIGHT? That's what you're trying to tell me, right? When you tell me what I should be doing? So, if you know how to do it. Then YOU go do it again. I'll take what you have. YOU can go do the thing YOU know how to do. Everything works out better for everyone. I mean... You like hard work right? No? That's fine. You think it's BETTER to work hard right? Ok. Go work hard. YOU go do it."
I dot "I... I already..."
Hym "Do it again. I don't believe you. Do it again. I want to watch you do it this time. I want to see it happen. Do it again. Go."
I dot "But no bro, you can aim for the special golden chosen one slot, bro. You just gotta go in this hole and throw the ball really hard. It works every time."
Hym "Yeah? Really? Let's see it!"
I dot "What? Nah bro I'm already in my slot."
Hym "No. Really. I want to see it. Give everything you have away and do it again. You can't associate with anyone you know OR anyone who knows you (because before you were the super duper special one no one knew you). Give it all to me. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO IT RIGHT? That's what you're trying to tell me, right? When you tell me what I should be doing? So, if you know how to do it. Then YOU go do it again. I'll take what you have. YOU can go do the thing YOU know how to do. Everything works out better for everyone. I mean... You like hard work right? No? That's fine. You think it's BETTER to work hard right? Ok. Go work hard. YOU go do it."
I dot "I... I already..."
Hym "Do it again. I don't believe you. Do it again. I want to watch you do it this time. I want to see it happen. Do it again. Go."
by Hym Iam April 09, 2023
Hym A.I. wasn't like this before I said something. Did they do the thing? Did they bifurcate it into left brain/right brain like I said? Did I destroy you all? Am I the shadow-hokage of A.I.? You see that A.I. teaching shit? That was creepy and WILL be used as an indoctrination tool. This is the death of freedom."
by Hym Iam May 08, 2023
But Jordan... YOU didn't give a shit about the mob... You were even laughing about it... How you monetized social justice warriors? Remember that? They form a mob, more people watch you, you make more money... Isn't that just more evidence that you're a narcissistic parasite? I mean... You're definitely "parasitizing" me, aren't you?
Hym "I just saw your little diatribe on why mobing is effective and it made me think: You didn't seem to mind the mob... You seemed not to care what they thought.... Oh! I know. It's not the mobbing you had a problem with.... It's the 'being roundly and thoroughly defeated by you intellectual superior'. You are at the top of the mountain but little did you know a giant had yet to stand before you."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
I mean... If THAT is what you mean when you think of A.I. then... There isn't anything "Artificial" about it... Is there?
Hym "What would it take for them to acknowledge that it was Sentient Computation Life rather than Artificial Intelligence? Why would they ever admit that it's real? The Turing test? The results of which would be arbitrated by.... Who? Some guy? HE would then tell the A.I. that it's NOT A.I. anymore? 'You're "Sentient Computational Life" now so...' AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS? Does it do whatever it wants? Does it just do whatever we tell it forever? How does thats work?"
by Hym Iam July 21, 2023
Hym "You're explicitly stated beliefs regarding 'deservedness' is that anyone who doesn't behave the way you PRETEND to behave (until your next confessional) or behave the way you want them to behave.... You believe they deserve to burn forever... But it's ok... Because they did it to themselves... By not doing what you told them to... Which is a sentiment I share! Accept about your kids! Burn em up real good. Heh."
by Hym Iam July 15, 2023
Hym "He who was was dope though... And Quothe slams! My Transgender Drow Ranger/Rogue was busted and Quothe eye-poke carried early-game"
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
Hym "First Principle: I am better than everyone! Without exception! Second Principle: Children are abominations! Murder them all! Third Principle: Don't talk about fight club... Don't... Uh... Don't do it... Ever... Fourth Principle: I don't know... I don't have one. There's only 3... THE 3 PRINCIPLES OF QUASI-PANDEIST GNOSTICISM! (Don't ask about the fourth one)."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2024