Definitions by Hym Iam
Adapted
Hym "No. You aren't getting shit adapted over there you napoleon dynamite-looking bitch. It's the DAILY VIEWERSHIP that is hard to get. It's GETTING IT ADAPTED that separates me from everyone else here. No amount of you doing this turns into what my thing is. You don't care that it isn't hard for a fat cock to sleep with women. You just don't want me to be able to say that I'm better. Better than the retard. Better than you. You're just trying to deny me because I'm not carrying the box of lemons up the stairs right."
Excuse
Not an excuse to let them sell it instead of me. WHAT they are selling is HYM. Which, again, makes it more likes slavery than anyone else. Even if I put the phone down today they are still doing the thing they are doing. Seems like we only have a problem with slavery in theory, so long as it isn't happening to us, huh? But in implementation, well..
Hym "That's just an excuse not to pay me. I painted a painting and you looked me dead in the eyes and said 'You're not doing that right' and then TOOK A PHOTO of the of the painting and said 'Hey, you want to buy this photo for a billion dollars?' My work is so good that it's even good second hand."
Sad
I'm being hoisted by my own petard because Jordan made fun of a SAD guy publicly, without remorse (initially) and then felt bad about it later.
Hym "And that SAD guy was HYM! And not HIM him but ME Hym. But that's OK because I'M A SOCIOPAAAATH!!!
🎶 I saw an old man slip and fall
Hey, what a fucking idiot
I saw a woman at her daughters funeral
Hahaha classic comdey
Everything that once was SAD
Is some how funny now
The holocaust and 9/11
That shit's funny 24/7
Cus tragedy will be exclusively joked about
Cus my empathy is bummin me out
GOODBYE SADNESS
HELLO JOKES🎶
🎶 I saw an old man slip and fall
Hey, what a fucking idiot
I saw a woman at her daughters funeral
Hahaha classic comdey
Everything that once was SAD
Is some how funny now
The holocaust and 9/11
That shit's funny 24/7
Cus tragedy will be exclusively joked about
Cus my empathy is bummin me out
GOODBYE SADNESS
HELLO JOKES🎶
Personality Tests
Hey, you hear Jordan's personality test gives different results based on whether or not you paid money to take it? You take the free one? Well, maybe you get some kind of average distribution of traits for your gender. Pay the 10.99 to take the test (Like I did)? Well... Maybe you're a psychopath of the school shooter variety. Oh no! Well it's too late for you (because you weren't socialized by age 4) but maybe if you pay the 20.99 for the future authoring program you can fix yourself. Still nothing? Better pack your stuff and go to his Exodus90 re-education program. You'll be whole one day! I can feel it! Just one more purchase and Jordan will make you complete...
Iam "Where did we land on the 'saying names' thing? Do you want me to say the names or not? Cus I saw this on a YouTube video and I don't remember the name."
Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."
Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."
Personality Tests by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
Look at your life
Better than some of your fans and if I got the credit I deserved it would be better than ALL of your fans.
Hym "You know, it's funny in the boys had them can't 'You don't speak for us' but I've never purported to speak for anyone. But you're perfectly fine when it's the other way around. You're fine lecturing the guy that sit and plays video-games all day or the incel. You're perfectly fine speaking for them. Look at YOUR life. A crowd-funded delusional existence where you get to walk around claiming to be Jesus. If the rich are the best of us than everyone is worthless. You all need to be brought to 0. That's where you deserve to be.
Look at your life by Hym Iam April 1, 2023