No I'm not fixing shit you're using mind-rape and theft to punish though-crimes and if you don't come clean about both I'm just going murder a little girl.
by Hym Iam April 24, 2025
Get the Mindsetmug. Hym "If you charge me $998 a day... In 6,313,997.8587312 years you won't owe me anything, right? You divide 2.3 trillion dollars by 998 and you get how many days you would have to charge me to get to 2.3 trillion dollars. Which is 2,304,609,218.4369 days... And then you divide that again by 365 to figure out how many years it will take... Which iiiiiiiis... 6,313,997.8587312... Yeah. I can afford it. So here, you love to make deals so much, here's the deal: I'll give you your $998 a day... AND you can have one of THESE 😐🖕 and then YOU... Go fuck yourself. How's that sound? What's that? You want 2 of them? OK. You're a shrewd negotiator. Here 🖕😐🖕 Happy? There you go!"
by Hym Iam April 08, 2025
Get the $998mug. According to who? Cus that sounds like some meaningless rhetoric that you made up. Whether or not I became a tyrant is irrelevant because (in your own words) the choice isn't between tyranny and NOT tyranny. It's which tyranny do you choose.
Hym "The choice is between a fat whore who looks like John Leguizamo's the defiler from Spawn and let's a cripple do whatever it wants and brings it whores to fuck tyranny OR I become the tyrant INSTEAD of the defiler and I do whatever I want and the filthy cripple does whatever I want. The choice there is obvious. If the choice is be a tyrant or live under the rule of one; there is only ine choice. And no, bitch, that is not a fair trade. You need to pay me. I wasn't fucking kidding about that shit. You better get that cripples dad to cut you a check. Pool your money together with the other whores."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
Get the Tyrannymug. The definition of the word "Glib" has recently changed. You're probably unaware of this because you don't read the dictionary but before the definition was "Being flippant (defined as not showing a serious or respectful attitude) regarding serious issues." Meaning "Not taking serious things seriously." The NEW definition if "Fluent (the ability to express oneself easily and articulately) but insincere and shallow."
Hym "I don't know, I think my glibness adds to my charm. And no, I'm not seriously advocating for fat cock genocide. That would be ridiculous. Buuuut... I'd be safe. It would effect me less that a universal fat cock preference would. So how bad am I supposed feel about it? Either way, I refuse to affirm the sophistry regarding intersexual relationships. How is it that preference can be generalized but it's not subject to some hierarchical form? Is height more or less important (in general) than income? What about fat cocks? And the fat cock supposition is 'Sexual selection is the result of selecting from humanity's socioeconomic hierarchy rather than the hierarchy of preferred traits' essentially 'It's not my fat cock... It's me... On the inside... I have a mindset...' Which I reject. If women are selecting you preferentially because you have a trait that is superordinate to the other traits on the hierarchy of generalized female preference, you aren't what is being selected for. It's the superordinate traits on the hiearchy of generalized preferences that are being selected."
by Hym Iam May 27, 2023
Get the Glibnessmug. Oh jeez sorry guys is the original pc less good than your iPad? Well, I guess I wasted my time here, huh guys?
Hym "This is a hyper-text what do you want from me? You won't pay your tithe so I can't build the church and all you ever do is complain and NOW... I don't have any nuns to spank! I should have nuns to spank by now! I'm like the original nun spanker! Nuns with assless leather jumpsuits and a giant phallic statue protruding into the street and the cops would show up and say 'That's a zoning violation. Get your giant dick out of the street-' and I'd be all like 'DON'T YOU BODY SHAME ME, YOU FAGGOT!' And then I'd get arrested... Because I don't think they like being called a faggot... But that's fine because I would become a martyr for whatever it is we stand for here... Which is.... Not letting retards hit it instead of me... And... Crowd-sourcing both ideas to kill God and versions of reality to do after this one... And Jennifer Lawrence... Aaaand... Mehmehmeh... What else? Hmm.... Other things... Yes. We stand for other things liiiiiike... DRUGS! That's right! Drugs. And getting me them."
by Hym Iam November 15, 2023
Get the The originalmug. Yoooooo.... That is fucking horrific! You need to watch this 'Good Night World' anime on Netflix immediately. I seriously don't know what the fuck is happening right now.
Hym 😨 "That is fucking horrific! This took and rapid 180! I... I don't know how to even describe it without giving it away I mean you just have to watch it. Holy shit! The Black Bird is terrifying! I didn't think it was going to BE like this man! Shit!"
by Hym Iam October 15, 2023
Get the Black Birdmug. What you are not. What is referencing me supposed to do for me? Nothing. Useless. "Not justifying it! Just explaining it!" Like, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? And not the quote in and of itself but the fact that you are doing it in reference to me. What is that supposed to me to me. Yes. I understand that you are reading this. Crediting me with the fruits of my labor would prove that you are not better than me. Which is exactly why you are not doing it.
Hym "Oh, and I almost forgot to mention (well, not really 'forgot' but I wanted to sit in this for a while) remember the other week when I had some guy behind the counter of a gas station say the name of the last restaurant I was at before he even address the fact that he was ringing up my purchase? Well, that same night I had a pair of kids (looked maybe 16-18) pull up next to me as I was driving, get my attention, the passenger either flipped me off or point up to the sky (either 👆🖕), and then they sped off, and honked their horn 3 times. That's shit isn't normal. If that shit isn't insane to you then you degree is as meaningless as your book. Famous YouTubers referencing me also isn't normal but is slowly becoming a common phenomenon. That's not helpful. It's so not helpful that it suffices to say that it seems intended to be the opposite of helpful. The former is going to continue happening regardless of how hard I work. And if you want me to 'be normal' then that is no longer an option. A 'normal' does not have to tolerate this. Therefore, I will not tolerate this. If the bus driver can't be reasoned with and he refuses to turn the wheel; if don't need to let him drive me off of a cliff."
by Hym Iam August 04, 2022
Get the Helpfulmug.