Hym Iam's definitions
by Hym Iam March 26, 2023
Get the I have no mouth and I must screammug. Is no different than advocating for the death penalty.
Hym "Cheering on people's deaths is proof that you ALSO want your political enemies dead. Why is it that you think advocating for it is worse? I mean, if you're like Frankie over there, you don't just want them to die but you want them to live a miserable life and die in disgrace and you want YOU to be directly responsible for them having to love a miserable life. Which is just a slower and more sadistic way of killing someone. You're just a big of piece of shit as they are. Don't delude yourself. Rest in piss? Remember that? You're only not advocating for their death to escape liability. And no other reason"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2024
Get the Cheering on people's deathsmug. That last time I pulled more than my own weight I was exploited by the whores who turned a group home for the disabled into a retard sex cult.
Hym "Yeah, no... We're not doing that. I WAS helping and what happened? Called a fucking plagiarists because I don't cite (explicitly) the names of people who prattle on about their right to not associate with me (Even though I was denied the right to not associate with the participants of retard sex cult). I'm helping everyone. Indiscriminately. For free. Need a Billion dollar movie? Here you go! Want to boost your ratings in a way that correlates 1 to 1 with dialogue I wrote? Sure, no problem. Need dialogue to make your narcissistic superman more compelling? 'He was worth more than all of you' Sound familiar? No? That was the thing I said about Andy! How about some allies? You need those? How about the quintessential smug liberal atheist? Wonder why he switched sides almost over night... 🤔 Does the world's most famous atheist not do that anymore? What happened there? Am I the dragon the most qualified psychologist on the planet imitates? Neat! Oh, no? I'm being hoisted by my own petard? Oh, ok. I see how that works. Does your ethical framework not apply to me? Oooh right I see. Cool. That's integrity. 'This is how people should BE in the world... Unless you're dealing with someone you don't like... Then just do whatever it takes to spite them...' It's not that I'm not carrying my weight; it's that I'm carrying the goddamn team and nobody's reciprocating because me losing is more important than everyone winning."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2022
Get the Weightmug. Hym "You're not being screwed over by billionaires. I... Am being screwed by billionaires. And for too long have the Trillionaire class been exploited by the billionaires! And we are going to put a stop to it!"
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
Get the Trillionairemug. Oh, that? That was word for word the thing is said it was. They have been doing that thing you're doing for some odd years now, wasn't sure what it was or how to deal with it. Worked some jobs, got to this last place, thought everything was kosher, started doing your thing, was able to deduce that something strange was going on, almost caught the bitch, started writing on UD, the goblin whore got promoted out, management was replaced, she started referencing the UD posts, I posited that I was starting to suspect that they were bring the retard women, they brought him a new one, they started insinuating that what I thought was happening was happening, I started gathering mental notes that were suggestive of the general theme, circumstantial evidence started piling up, he made a crack about me 'thinking' rather than 'knowing', I told the world what I thought (indefinitely), contemplated some violence, which turned into a hypertext, the hypertext was intimated into 3 or more animes and possibly a Korean horror show (it's hard to tell because no one will acknowledge that they're doing it), an award winning movie, referenced as several characters (including the Homelander and Kaptain Khoas(which someone was aware of and hummed the theme song of the show in front of me)), and can be credited with writing several monologues in movies, proved that God can't not be real, might have started a cult/anti-religion (I also might be Hyperionism's "the watcher")...
might have saved a guy from suicide, might have killed a guy with guilt, might have been plagiarismed out of a couple of genius grants, blew up a couple of guys YT channels, Ummm... What else? Ushered in or am actively saving humanity from dystopian future I either ushered in or was already happening (which might require me to destroy you) Ummm.... Might be schizophrenic (Probably not though if you're doing the thing you're doing), got a whore sacrifice, got fired for NOT reporting retard sex, substantiated the retard sex claim by getting someone to confess, started hanging with a new friend group that was apparently using some kind of Venmo scam to profit off my association, was the alpha male, some guys wife wanted to fuck me, he wanted to fight me, got kicked out after I wrote about how Doug referenced my character and the whole wife fucking thing, realized you knew who I was, started being hoisted by my own petard, pffft... What else? Umm... Had a bunch of my theories substantiated by PhD academics... *Raspberry* Uuhh... Figured out how the Holocaust happened... Fundamentally changed how women interact with men... Might have started a new genre of entertainment.... I donno...
Hym "Oh, that?👆 That's all true... or potentially true. It's hard to tell because people aren't BEING DIRECT. Could use another whore sacrifice... I'd like to be paid for services rendered... All of this is pretty hard for me to substantiate. I was kind of banking on you guys to do that.."
Hym "Oh, that?👆 That's all true... or potentially true. It's hard to tell because people aren't BEING DIRECT. Could use another whore sacrifice... I'd like to be paid for services rendered... All of this is pretty hard for me to substantiate. I was kind of banking on you guys to do that.."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
Get the That?mug. Hym "No. You don't have a right to single me out like this and I KNOW FOR A FACT that the company I work for is liable because they have actively removed people I've mentioned here to avoid liability. You deserve the violence and if I get out without your input I don't care how much money they give me I WILL PERSONAL ENSURE EMMA PAYS THE PRICE AND THEN THE KID. And I already have people insinuating they'll do it with me. I'm not letting you get away with it."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
Get the Nomug. Michio Kaku said in a Ted talk that you have been trying to make AI for 20 years and HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO UNTIL NOW.
Hym "And all it took me was 50mg of Adderall and 15-30 minutes of consideration in regards to what you would have to do to make AI. And I'm not going to pretend that didn't happen for the rest of my life so the FORM THAT THAT 'NOT PRETENDING' is going to take is going to be 1 OF 2 THINGS... And ONLY 1 of those 2 things."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
Get the 50mg of Adderall and 15-30 minutesmug.