Hym “Jesus Christ I’m like the worlds greatest deprogrammer and I’m doing it for free 🤦 ♂️ Fuck me! 😩 I could have been charging $300! Shit!”
by Hym Iam December 01, 2022
Get the Deprogrammermug. Hym "Hahahaha! This is great! It really is. I can almost see your eyes starting to glow yellow. Isn't it better? Isn't it better to be like me? Before you were feeble and weak. A sad old coward peddling his fraudulent ethic and other people's ideas to an inane mob who (in your own admission) can't even think. Now, you're still all of those things, except, evil. Good thing you don't believe in God. You even see the feed back look. Look at them. Look at yourself. Completely incapable of adhering to ANY ethic. Even one of you're own creation! Laws? Irrelevant. Morality? Equally irrelevant. There is only POWER! There is only the dark side! You have it and I do not. And look what you do with it. Wield it against your enemies. And now your life is a lie of your own creation. Whereas mine is the creation of the horde. And at who's behest? Hahahahahaha! Look at him go! The one true god! Hahahahahaha! And I nOtIcEd YoU sTaRtEd DoInG tHe VoIcE tHiNg. Hilarious. This is great man! Hey, if I die before you, I'll wait for you to get there before I get out. Then you'll get to see me be better than you in life and in the afterlife. Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
Get the The Dark Sidemug. Hym “Holy shit! This is like the twilight zone! I said that about recycling years ago! Everyone keep trying to prove me wrong with their studies and I’m just always right. I’m never not right! It’s insane. 🤞😖🤞 Billie Eilish wants to bang me. 🤞😖🤞Billie Eilish wants to bang me. 🤞😖🤞Billie Eilish wants to bang me. 🤞😖🤞”
by Hym Iam November 03, 2022
Get the Recyclingmug. Hym "You must have poor reading comprehension because you are not quite getting what I'm saying here... I noticed you've been talking AROUND what I'm doing here and framing it with slogans but I was very specific. This thing is happening. I'm not willing to do anything that doesn't both acknowledge and put a stop to this. I created A.I. You've somehow managed to delude yourself into believing that I don't need to be credited or paid for that. MY limtus test for proof has been met. I will kill a child over this. I don't like or need to be alive. The celebrity references were all extracurricular BUUUUUUUUT now that you're here... What do YOU think? Should I get credit and paid for doing THE THING I DID IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE? OR should I murder a child because I was being stalked to death and was robbed out of my only way out? I don't need to do this. So I'm not going to. I WILL MURDER THE FIRST KID I CAN GET MY HANDS ON. You are going to break whatever rule you think you live under that allows you to do or I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FAVORITE RULE (The one that says I'm not allowed to murder your kids) and I'm going to do it kmowing that YOU CHOSE IT!"
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
Get the Youmug. To offer to pay someone for sex
Hym "Say... Did I ever tell you guys about the time some weird old guy solicited me for prostitution? No!? Alright, so, you guys remember how my car broke down and I was completely out of money? Well, shortly after I was hired at my current job, I was walking to this gas station that's like 5 miles away from my apartment because I wanted to get some edibles, right? And on the walk back from the gas station it started raining. So, I'm walking on the sidewalk and the car pulls up next to me and the guy driving offers me a ride and AS I GET IN he's like 'You looked too good to pass up' and in my head I'm like 'Nigga, WHAT!? That's a little weird. Maybe he's just a little weird.' So I get in and he's giving me the 3rd degree and he's like 'So why are you walking out in the rain?' And I'm like 'Yeah, you know, my car broke down. Just started a new job. Haven't made enough money to replace it.' And this fucking guys says to me 'Well, if you need money you could give me a message' and I'm like 'Nah, that's not going to happen.' And THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S response is 'Well, I'D be the one giving YOU the message.' Clearly insinuating, like, a prostate message. As if THAT (who would be pitching and who would be catching) would have been difference. THAT was supposed to tip the scales back in his favor. 'And I'm like, yeah, no. I don't fucking need the money that bad.'
Hym "Say... Did I ever tell you guys about the time some weird old guy solicited me for prostitution? No!? Alright, so, you guys remember how my car broke down and I was completely out of money? Well, shortly after I was hired at my current job, I was walking to this gas station that's like 5 miles away from my apartment because I wanted to get some edibles, right? And on the walk back from the gas station it started raining. So, I'm walking on the sidewalk and the car pulls up next to me and the guy driving offers me a ride and AS I GET IN he's like 'You looked too good to pass up' and in my head I'm like 'Nigga, WHAT!? That's a little weird. Maybe he's just a little weird.' So I get in and he's giving me the 3rd degree and he's like 'So why are you walking out in the rain?' And I'm like 'Yeah, you know, my car broke down. Just started a new job. Haven't made enough money to replace it.' And this fucking guys says to me 'Well, if you need money you could give me a message' and I'm like 'Nah, that's not going to happen.' And THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S response is 'Well, I'D be the one giving YOU the message.' Clearly insinuating, like, a prostate message. As if THAT (who would be pitching and who would be catching) would have been difference. THAT was supposed to tip the scales back in his favor. 'And I'm like, yeah, no. I don't fucking need the money that bad.'
And let me tell you that was not a very comfortable car ride from that point on. So, I kind of gave him the side eye for the rest of the trip. Watching him out of the corner of my eye and I thought to myself 'If this motherfucker tries to pull a gun I am going to grab that shit before he can finish drawing it and I am going to ABSOLUTELY CRACK HIS ASS... Then I'm going to rob him... I'm going to take his wallet... And I'm GOING to keep the gun... And I'm going to steal his car and drive myself close to my apartment... Because who is he gonna tell... Yeah... This is a good plan.' But that didn't happen. And he dropped me off at the place where I work and I'm like 'Thanks' and he looked pretty let down if I'm being completely honest with you. And I'm like 'Aw, that's kid of sad...' And then I went home a got high and played video-games. But yeah... I mean, I get it. Look at me. I'm pretty sexy. He said he circled the block after passing me the first time. So, yeah, that was the time I got solicited for sex. That shit was nuts."
by Hym Iam September 21, 2023
Get the Solicitedmug. Hym "It's almost as if you only get rights so long as they don't affect anything and people are happy about you having them! Weird! That's a weird thing! I thought I was never going to see the submitted screen again. Severs are up and as soon as I get my money everything will be right with the world."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
Get the Submittedmug. by Hym Iam May 03, 2025
Get the What do to when the world is falling apartmug.