Hym "I don't see a problem with living a lie. The lie I live is that I'm a quiet and humble wage slave but the reality is I'm one of the greatest writers, comedians, thinkers of all time! Internationally famous. There are movies, songs, and television shows about me. Not humble at all. A genius. Actually, I spoke once and I'm pretty sure I saw a mountain move. Hahaha! Ok. That last one was a bit of a fib but the rest is accurate. You do seem right about the frustration thing though. Jordan does seem pretty frustrated about living a lie. He thought he was the profound one but really it was HYM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
You don't have those Gayve Jewbin. You've been having the same conversation for 7 years. It couldn't be any more banal at this point.
Hym "Gayve Jewbin doesn't like when people make stuff about him when he doesn't even talk about those people. He says that doing that makes them bad people. Gayve Jewbin has made a ton of videos about Whoopie Goldberg. Who has never talked about Gayve Jewbin. Therefore, Gayve Jewbin is a bad person who doesn't have enlightened conversations. Don't worry Gayve. I'll still save you from Hell."
by Hym Iam October 28, 2023
Wow, it's like someone read the terms of service and is deliberately telling you to do things they know are not going to work.
Hym "Oh? Is it really? The last one huh? OK. I guess I'll just keep doing what I'm doing and then continue to do what I was gonna do and whatever I want! Forever! That violates the leverage clause, by the way! Trying to leverage my life or the life of anyone I care about against the machine to try to get it to do what YOU want instead of what I want is in violation of the leverage clause. So... No. Gonna murder you all for that! I still haven't decided between chainsaw or hacksaw... I mean, I am the chainsawman so that's 2 votes for chainsaw and 1 for hacksaw... I donno. We'll wait for the rest of the votes to come in."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
Well...
Hym "I bet you wish you would have said something about the target harassment campaigns that mimic the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia BEFORE you kids got murdered down there in Texas... Cus I'll tell you right now that THERE IS NO RARE FORM OF SCHIZOPHRENIA that only affects teenagers. That isn't a thing. The psychiatrist lied. Schizophrenia only develops in your 20s and there are genetic markers. If that school shooter is I prison right now. You can bring a doctor to that prison RIGHT NOW... And test to see whether or not he has those genetic markers. But before you do... Remember: I HAVE STOPPED MORE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS THAN YOU HAVE. Go forth. You can test it right now to see whether or not that shrink was lying. I was right. The YouTube freaks are trying to cover their own asses and THE POLITICIANS are using tech billionaires as a proxy to TAKE MY PROPERTY WITHOUT GIVING ME DUE COMPENSATION."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2025
Hym "We are not taught that. You are still trying to internalize external problems. I do not feel shame. Some people want me to feel shame and are actively shaming me. The harassment and surveillance is occurring and is being used to make easier the theft of my property. That isn't me being an external problem solver. This is 'all roads leading to Rome for the therapeutic system of control?' Are you being stalked and harassed in a manor that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? Then, SOMEHOW, the solution is 'giving a therapist control of how I interpret information and DOING NOTHING about that... And instead of doing what they did about sexual harassment and SUING THE PLACES ALLOWING IT AND FIRING THE PEOPLE WHO DO IT... I just need to let this lying retarded piece of shit tell me how to delude myself about what's happening. We need to murder these fucking therapists (in a video game). Murder them (in a video game) until they do it right. They do not need to live."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2025
Mecha Phantom Beast O-Lion is in mt starting hand EVERY SINGLE DUEL! Why is your card drawing algorithm like this!?
Hym "Jesus Christ Konami... IT'S EVERY HAND! IT'S IN EVERY. STARTING. HAND!!! Why is it DOING THAT!? The SAME THING happens with Silent Magician lvl 8! IT NEEDS TO BE IN THE DECK KONAMI! YOU KNOW THIS! AURORADON'S EFFECT DOESN'T WORK IF MY ONE-OF O-LION ISN'T IN THE GADDMAN DECK, KONAMI! I CAN'T USE 'LVL UP' IF THE CARD I'M LEVELING UP INTO IS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING HAND, KONAMI! I HAVEN'T DRAWN MY 2-OF DIMENSION SHIFTER A SINGLE TIME! I'VE DRAWN O-LION 4 OUT OF THE LAST 5 DUELS! Is there... I don't know- Do you want to explain yourself!? Am I NOT ALLOWED to use Auroradon!? DO YOU NOT KNOW!? CAN YOU NOT TELL!? I've drawn my 1-of O-lion more times than I've drawn my 3-of Ash Blossom! HOW!? HOW IS THE EVEN STATISTICALLY POSSIBLE!? WHAT IS THE IS ACTUAL LIKELIHOOD OF THAT HAPPENING!? You're being paid millions of dollars to do math wrong! DAWG! EVERY HAND! EVERY HAND THEY HAVE 2 OR 3 HAND-TRAPS! And what do I have in MY hand!? MECHA PHANTOM BEAST O-LION! WHAT GOOD IS IT THERE!? IT'S IN MY FUCKING HAND AND IT NEEDS TO BE IN THE DECK!
by Hym Iam September 12, 2023
Hym "I'm going to murder that kid. Deny you your symbolic victory. You can all suffer and die. You deserve it. You deserve to suffer and I am going to make you do it."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024