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Inconclusive

Hmmm....
Hym "Inconclusive... But on another note, already doing it. I'm doing stuff. I'm publishing dissertations. Giving feedback on works associated with my brand sometimes when I get the chance. Godolkin? Right? You know what also causes people to expire? Not being about to diagnose or have treated infections because you're not getting the royalties you should be getting because everybody wants to pretend that information wasn't added to the epistemic data set by one specific person. So, you know, dromedary strike something. Literally anything. Drone strike the absolute shit out of something. Pick a building."
by Hym Iam October 26, 2025
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I'm not apologizing

You aren't owed an apology breeder and stealing my shit is just going to get me to murder your kids. It isn't in the past.
Hym "I'm not being forced to do anything (yet) and I'm not apologizing. Seriously. Fuck your shitty kids. If you weren't such a piece of shit they would get killed less BUT INSTEAD... You have to lie about mental illness. It isn't a mental illness. What you are doing here called into question the very notion of mental illness. You're making Jordan cry with this shit. And there's the 'yeah, whatever' because that's all you are as a person. That's the entire depth of your being."

A retard "The depth of YOUR being is HATE" 😡

Hym "Totally sane and is a legitimate response to the words I just said. AND it's reflective of the FACT that you're kids should live forever, have a better life than me, and never get molested. CLEARLY!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Cults

Hey, I haven't taken money from anybody. It's not my fans who should be paying me. It's these corporate benefactors who are reaping the benefits of my vast and incalculable intellect who should be paying me.
Hym "And if people are using this to start cults then your silence regarding their relationship to me is what allows them to do what they are doing. If you know who I am, and you know they're related to me.... The you are complicit in the defrauding of those people. Lives destroyed. People accruing 'unearned status.' All because of YOU. Your fault. You don't have a right to bitch about what they're doing becuase YOU could stop them TODAY. But you won't. Because a guy who said a thing you don't like for people to be allowed to say would gain materially... Oh wait... A guy is already doing that.... You all hate him and people are on video on YouTube calling for him to get raped in prison. We don't even know that he's GUILTY yet. He PROBABLY ISN'T! Ha! You guys are terrible. If I knew that was happening I would say something and put an end to it. All of this just so you all can be a bunch smug, self-righteous hippies."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2023
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MLK giant curved penis statue

What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?
Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2023
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Brain

Hym "Yeah, see? Like a brain. Easy. Easy stuff."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2023
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Expedition 33

I just bought it and it looks great. The score is amazing and Gustauve still looks like a swarthy Robert Pattinson. The French aesthetic was a good choice. The story revolves around the macabre countdown perpetrated by this supernatural entity called "The Paintress" where every year she reduces the number painted (in light) on this giant tree across the sea by 1 and every of the corresponding age vanishes into a cloud of flowers.
Hym "I see why people are playing Expedition 33 in such large numbers. And in a perfect world I could sit here and play, uninterrupted, as much as I wanted... But alas... Lucien sounds familiar though... Don't you think?"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2025
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Celebrities

No. No. They are not the most miserable people in the world you fucking moron. What's the suicidality rate? What's the school shooter rate for celebrities? The retirement rate?
Hym "Ok, so, you say that celebrities are miserable people on the planet because 'they are showered with praise and it only take one GENIUS to insult them' and how is that more miserable than the guy who doesn't get any praise? Or gets nothing but insults? What about factory workers? Bottom rung low-skill labors? Celebrities? THEY'RE the most miserable people? Really? And 1 guy insulting them out of a 1000 id what does it huh? You're a spoiled sheltered retard. Basically like that cripple. You're actually worse than the cripple because at least the has the excuse of being a retard. Celebrities have, objectively, THE BEST LIFE you can possibly have and LITERALLY HALF OF THEM have their celebrity status because some fat slob producer likes the way their tits look. I think you just like to say that shit as a murder deterrent. So while I'm slaving away (indefinitely), drowning in the illusion of opportunity, I don't think to myself 'Hey, we should all stab the shit out of these motherfuckers' but you motherfuckers are the most miserable people on the planet. And then you want to call somebody an 'idiot' for insulting you. The country you come from is a literal toilet. Shit all over the street and I'm the fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam April 11, 2023
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