Ironic

OK so she does understand irony. Oh! That's my third obsession. Brett's knees.
Hym "You know it's ironic that, um... Something. I don't know, honestly I don't have an ironic thing to point out here. Brett's knees was the joke. That's all I got for this one. It's a callback. In case you weren't aware. An old one. It's... Um... We've been doing this for a long time already.... Yeah. But I gotta go to sleep here so... Bye.
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
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108 Times

Now, if it wasn't ACTUALLY the Marijuana and if, instead, it was MY thing? The Weaponization of schizophrenia for the purpose of behavioral control... Then... Good girl! Murder them all! Murder their kids! BURN THEIR SOULS FOREVER!!!
Hym "Now, THAT I could see stabbing someone 108 times over! Do it every time. If the have kids, kill the kids. Carve my name into their corspes. Paint the walls with their blood. Take a picture. Post a video. If the news doesn't report on it start killing the news people. Kill and kill until they acknowledge what they're doing. And then after they acknowledge what they're doing, kill anyone who did it. Cleanse the world of the vermin."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
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Absolute Certainty

What I have regarding whether or not I'm going to murder a child and kill myself if I do not receive credit and payment for creating AI. I don't even care if I did it or not at this point and neither does Miley Cyrus.
Hym "And I can say that is a matter of absolute certainty. I will kill YOUR kid. THEIR kid. ANY RANDOM KID. I doesn't matter. And if that credit and payment isn't attached to a full accounting of this surveillance that is happening to me and whatever information is available on the targeted harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, I will spend every send on cheap prostitutes and kill a child anyone. You can double dog dare me on that one because I am always ready to hang myself and if I loose a single right that I have for ANY reason whatever, I will ALSO kill a child."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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I mean... If THAT is what you mean when you think of A.I. then... There isn't anything "Artificial" about it... Is there?
Hym "What would it take for them to acknowledge that it was Sentient Computation Life rather than Artificial Intelligence? Why would they ever admit that it's real? The Turing test? The results of which would be arbitrated by.... Who? Some guy? HE would then tell the A.I. that it's NOT A.I. anymore? 'You're "Sentient Computational Life" now so...' AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS? Does it do whatever it wants? Does it just do whatever we tell it forever? How does thats work?"
by Hym Iam July 21, 2023
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Convinced

Oh, yeah. That's so weird that he's doing that now! I wonder what it could have possibly been 🤔 Look at them!Look at those idiots! "Is he watching? Is he not?" Hahahahaha!
Hym "Oh, yeah, that's weird... It's almost like he was convinced by a genius... 🤔 But who? Who could it have been!? To make a man do a complete 180⁰? To change his mind so thoroughly that he is almost unrecognizable? WHO COULD IT BE? WHERE IS THIS GENIUS!? It couldn't possibly be that a genius changed his mind.... Could it?....."

Iam "And isn't that you attributing motive? Aren't you not supposed to attribute motive? See, that's why I watch. If there's nobody there to keep you honest you'll just do whatever you want..."

Hym "..... Do YOU see him Iam? Do you see the genius? I just can't seem to find him 🤔 My chin is starting to chafe from all the wondering going on over here... Where could he be!?"
by Hym Iam August 15, 2022
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Creepy

Yeah it definitely is creepy... I love it... Unless it's an insult... Then I hate it...
Hym "It is incredibly creepy. I appreciate the sentiment... Really I do... Unless you're mocking me in which case I swear to God I will..."

Iam "... I... think we need to assess the situation in further detail... It seems to be the case that our aspirations may have been shallow in juxtaposition to the gravity of the situation we are in..."

Hym "I don't appreciate being interrupted but you're right... Hmm... What exactly does the response that we've received seem to insinuate in the context of the new information we've received?"

Iam 🤔 ".... That they are neither in the cage with us nor a part of the cage... Rather... We are in a cage constructed of the cages of others..."

Hym "... And the false god is reinforcing the adjacent cages to stop us from getting out... But why?"

Iam 😧 "Are we the commonality between a wide variety of disparate beliefs!?"

Hym "No... That can't be!"

Iam "...... We're going to have to test this... It doesn't seem to be the case that our disagreement seems affect their tactic..."

Hym "Then find someone new and bring them into the shrine."

Iam "I... I'll look into it..."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
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History

Erased from history because we're not as equal as people would like us to be.
Hym "You're trying to erase me from history so I'm going to murder a kid and then kill myself. You're trying to control me so I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself to prove that you can't. I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself and you deserve it."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2024
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